How Angelina Jolie Got So Sexy 26b3a38

How Angelina Jolie Got So Sexy

The mystery has been cleared up for anyone who ever wondered how one person, such as Angelina Jolie, manages to emit enough sex appeal in the flash of a glimpse from one body to keep the population of a medium-size city hopping from bed to bed for a month.

Angelina Jolie's secret to projecting a superhuman erotic prowess may be that she started early. Kiss and talky Jolie has regaled OK! magazine with tales of naked kindergarten makeout sessions with little boy classmates.

All across America, men approaching middle-age are wondering why they could not have grown up in Angelina's school district.

Megan Mullally "I'm Sexy"

Tags:

Facebook MySpace Twitter

Posted by poxline on 04/18/2007 11:12 AM

Visits: 68

Oldest Newest

Comments (11)

	and she was: 04/18/2007 1:06 PM Kids these days!
	breesays: 04/18/2007 5:17 PM She is so weird.
	absentofgrace: 04/18/2007 7:23 PM She is incredibly sexy. I love that she's not afraid to admit to fetishes like that.
	derekx: 04/18/2007 8:42 PM I don't think she's sexy at all. She seems like a trashy whore to me. If you want sexy make a topic on Adriana Lima.
	addiecorrosive: 04/18/2007 9:37 PM that's just a little bit disturbing. Why do people have to be such little sluts?
	jennybean: 04/18/2007 9:48 PM That's weird. And very unhealthy, especially mentally. But she said those days are behind her.
	cruella: 04/19/2007 2:49 AM LOL
	xxourladyofsorrowsxx: 04/19/2007 3:27 AM Thats so weird.
	callyxcore: 04/19/2007 4:45 AM angelina is the hottest ever! love her for always! woo!
	taintedblue0i: 04/24/2007 6:17 AM I just read the article .. is she glorifying cutting? She said after that she used to cut herself and has a lot of scars. Also, in kindergarten?? Ew.
	emxopanic: 04/27/2007 7:22 AM uh, ever heard of growing old gracefully...?