Missy Rothstein Is a Mrs. Now



Life isn't all Dutch ovens and forced wedgies as the wife of standout Jackass Bam Margera.  Part of the pre-nuptial ordeal for Missy Rothstein was to have the telephone area code for Detroit, Michigan, tattooed on the inside of her lower lip.

Many dog owners apply a similar tattoo in the mouth of their pets so that the animals can be tracked in the event they stray.  No news on whether or not Missy has also been implanted with a global-positioning micro-chip.

The official wedding shot (below) of Bam and true love Missy proves that Bam is perhaps the sleaziest-looking groom in the history of marriage.




Still, something about Bam and MIssy makes them look like they'll outlast Travis and Shana and Dave and Carmen and Nick and Jessica all put together.

Posted by poxline on 02/06/2007 4:33 PM Visits: 2,200
prettyasapicture: 02/06/2007 5:42 PM
...Which makes a total of three months.
fuck, she looks really pretty and all, and he looks like a hobo. He can afford to get a tux for the occasion!
xtotalimmortalx: 02/06/2007 5:47 PM
i give em 2 months
mesmericlady: 02/06/2007 6:01 PM
awe how cute (:
xxmiserylovesme: 02/06/2007 6:12 PM
i like them together.
jen was was prettier though.
missy looks super gorgeous there, but on the show i think she looks kinda wierd..
drugfreethatsme: 02/06/2007 6:30 PM
He looks like a bum. There not going to last long at all.
sweet-talk: 02/06/2007 6:35 PM
lmfao..
lets start betting.
rcubed: 02/06/2007 7:33 PM
u gotta give her props for taking a shot...i mean she might b good for him
fivedeadrats: 02/06/2007 9:05 PM
Yeah---you have def got to give her some props for marrying him. Maybe --- she saw something that the rest of us didn't. I am sure that when the cameras shut off, he is completley different person. However --with MTV's track record (Electra/Navarro, The Barkers and Simpson/Lachey) .... my bet is on 6 months ..!!
Charlee: 02/06/2007 10:18 PM
i actually think they are going to be together for a long time, but that is just me
danielle83: 02/07/2007 4:45 AM
I hope it for them, they look cute together.
xemmajonassonx: 02/07/2007 6:19 AM
love it :D Everyone who like/love Bam Margera and Missy!!!!
add us; www.myspace.com/officialbam_missyfansite

Th anx!!!
rakkauslaulu: 02/07/2007 3:23 PM
i actually think they are going to be together for a long time, but that is just me

i think so too

i mean they've know each other since 6th grade......... lol
Kayla Kidd™: 02/07/2007 5:44 PM
I think they r cute together and i give them maybe 2 weeks!
xwickedxgamex: 02/08/2007 1:43 PM
I think she'll get tired of his jackass ways prettttty quick.
morgyy: 02/11/2007 1:30 AM
yeh, two months. maybe not even.
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