WARNING: Oli Sykes Gets Gruesome Behind Closed Doors

Oli Sykes is just like you and I. Sure, the 21-year-old sings for the popular deathcore band, Bring Me The Horizon, but he also worked a paper route, sleeps in his boxers ... and, um, likes a rare part of his body licked. Maybe he's not like us after all ...




Buzznet: Do you have a morning bathroom routine?

Oli: Sit on the toilet, piss, fart, possibly a poo. Then play with my hair a bit ... get dressed.

Buzznet: Who was your first kiss? Details ... How old were you? Where were you?

Oli: It were some fat minger I think... Can't remember!

Buzznet: What do you have hanging on your walls in your bedroom? Posters? Artwork?

Oli: A picture taken by my brother of Huntington Beach...

Buzznet: Do you have any fetishes? Any pet-peeves?

Oli: I like getting my arsehole licked!

Buzznet: What is the first quality you look for in the opposite sex?

Oli: Lips ... Lack of a penis is normally a good thing!

Buzznet: What do you wear to sleep at night?

Oli: Just boxer shorts and a t-shirt...

Buzznet: Do you have a nickname?

Oli: Olober

Buzznet: What was your first job? What was your worst job?

Oli: I had a paper round when I was younger, and that's the worst one I've ever had!

Buzznet: If you could be in the Summer Olympics which sport would you compete in?

Oli: Javelin!

Buzznet: What song do you know every word to, but are totally embarrassed that you know so well?

Oli: "Pray for Plagues" [Bring Me the Horizon]

Buzznet: Which era do you most wish you lived in and why?

Oli: 80's ... cuz sluts were cool.

Buzznet: Do you have any scars? If so what happened? If not name one imperfection on your body?

Oli: My di-- looks likes a witch's hat!

Buzznet: If we gave you sourdough bread and you could put anything on your sandwich what would it be?

Oli: Cheese with bbq sauce!

Buzznet: When you hear the word “oatmeal” what is the very first thing that comes to your mind?

Oli: Breakfast?

Posted by kron on 07/16/2008 12:16 PM Buzz: 16
kindofadraag: 07/16/2008 1:59 PM
girls LIKE this boy????
lillyolovesfob: 07/16/2008 2:02 PM
girls LIKE this boy????

he scares me. but he's very hilarious.
xxxmichelle4gerardxxx: 07/16/2008 2:08 PM


he scares me. but he's very hilarious.
haha ya
xxmadisonmischiefxx: 07/16/2008 2:11 PM
No offense he seems like a douchenozzle, but for some reason I really like his band!
rachelduhh: 07/16/2008 2:11 PM
they just like him physically..his personality stinks.
lillyolovesfob: 07/16/2008 2:18 PM
i think he was joking on a couple of those questions. he can't be THAT bad.
xxmadisonmischiefxx: 07/16/2008 2:20 PM
i think he was joking on a couple of those questions. he can't be THAT bad.

He was arrested for pissing and throwing a bottle at a fan because she wouldn't perform sexual favors on him, he's a real charmer.
lillyolovesfob: 07/16/2008 2:21 PM
i think he was joking on a couple of those questions. he can't be THAT bad.

He was arrested for pissing and throwing a bottle at a fan because she wouldn't perform sexual favors on him, he's a real charmer.

yeah i read about that. that's my only problem with him. the absolute punk article about it is really funny.
xxmadisonmischiefxx: 07/16/2008 2:22 PM


He was arrested for pissing and throwing a bottle at a fan because she wouldn't perform sexual favors on him, he's a real charmer.

yeah i read about that. that's my only problem with him. the absolute punk article about it is really funny.

Never read that but I have heard from a lot of people that he is an ass. I really like the music though for some reason, the lyrics are crappy but the music is still good somehow.
ashdood: 07/16/2008 2:43 PM
I haz no wordz.
lev011: 07/16/2008 2:50 PM
@-@
echelon92: 07/16/2008 2:55 PM
Ummm....I can't even think of anything to say.
ericalovesit: 07/16/2008 2:57 PM
a foul mouth + a pretty face = ?
idickdyou: 07/16/2008 3:02 PM
Oli: I like getting my arsehole licked!

that's my new saying. I officially stole it from him.
kindofadraag: 07/16/2008 3:03 PM
idickdyou said:
Oli: I like getting my arsehole licked!

that's my new saying. I officially stole it from him.

be careful what you repeat.
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