2011 Academy Awards Just Keep Getting Lamer As The Minutes Tick By! Oscars Big Boring Night!
11 Observations From
The Boringest Oscars
Ever!!
- Penelope Cruz Definitely Got Face Work Done. Nose Job Perhaps?
- Florence Welch is Secretly a Nun.
- Put Down the Microphone Balding Gwyneth Paltrow! Is it Just Me or Does She Look Like She’s Losing her Hair (and Sanity Thinking She Can Sing)?!
- Boobs Are In! Holy Red Carpet Cleavage.
- Scarjo is Looking for a Makeout Buddy Tonight in That Dress.
- Jude Law’s Bow Tie was Crooked.
- Anne Hathaway’s Giving a Pitiful Attempt at her Best Tony Award Performance.
- Inception? What?!
- I Can No Longer Picture Trent Reznor Nailed to a Cross Wearing Black Lipstick & Goth Moon Boots.
- Weight Watcher’s Works — OMG Jennifer Hudson!
- I Never Want to go to Dinner with James Franco and Anne Hathaway – Might Possibly be the Boringest People EVER!!!
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