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Hey remember when Joaquin Phoenix was crazy and supposedly quit acting to be a rapper? Whatever happened with that?

I can't wait to get my smashed potato on! @ilovethelike don't you wish you had a bed made of stuffing and pillows made of smashed potato?

Also #iamthankfullfor Halloween

#iamthankfullfor my grumpy hat, wearing it backwards, waffles, carpool lanes, dogs, foxes, and you.

If I could find the guy who started this Thanksgiving Day traffic I'd wring his neck. I mean seriously, #dontbullshitabullshitter

@ALECKSU I REALLY do. I need a haircut asap

Physical comedy is like the fast food of comedy. It's not good for those involved but it's still satisfying every time.

Saturday night in the Valley, seeing Twiligt pt. Deux. FUNNY

@vinnawinna I know my tweets are seriously lacking lately. Promise I'll step it up

@therealroryguin you mean my all time favorite video?