Zac Efron Blog and Journals

"New Moon" actor Michael Welch might not have Robert Pattinson's hair, but he certainly has the dance moves to get his cute face some attention. In between filming scenes for The Twilight Saga, Michael is on a mission to help you with your acne!! He is featured in a "High School Musical"-like series called Aczone: The Musical where he dances and sings all for the cause of clear skin.

In between popping pimples and dancing, Michael Welch has caught up with us to answer some Buzznet members questions. In this genius interview, Michael has accused Edward Cullen of stealing Zac Efron's sparkle and suggests that Bella rents The Hangover. Be prepared to LOL ...

This is my first Paramore story. It's going to feature Simple Plan later. My take on what happens during the Final RIOT! tour with a new young singer. I hope you guys like it. Please rate and leave a comment. (Title may change.)

Chapter 1 - Two New Guitarists

~*Montreal, Quebec, Canada*~

Mack's POV

"WAKE UP!"

Let me tell you right now that I am not a morning person, only when someone else is forcing me up. Normally, I'd be up at the crack of dawn doing work. Mainly writing lyrics but sometimes I'd be cleaning and washing dishes. I'm the mother of the group, but I can't help that when I'm the only girl in the house.

Oh, let me explain a bit.

My name's Mackenzie Desrosiers, Mack for short. Yes, my brother is David Desrosiers of Simple Plan, but this isn't about him. It's about me.

I got a contract with Lava so now I'm a recording artist. For the past three months I've been working on my CD. Writing non-stop and finding new guitar hooks to put into my music. My best friends from school, Rhyder, Spencer, and Austen play the guitar, drums, and bass respectively. I wouldn't dream of doing this without them. The hard part was finding another guitarist to take on the lead position.

That's where Evan Taubenfeld comes in. You see, he used to play for Avril Lavigne, one of my influences. When I heard he was going to audition I freaked. I have a huge slight celebrity crush on him, but it went away when he got a contract to work with us.

Another thing you need to know about me, unlike other solo artists, I don't like to do stuff by myself. So, every interview that I've done so far the guys were with me and they're in the pictures of the booklet of my debut CD Bleeding on Paper. I named it that because it was like I was pouring my heart and soul out onto the paper that I wrote my lyrics on. The name stuck because we couldn't think of anything else.

"MACKIE! WAKE UP!"

That had to be Austen. He was the only one who dared to wake up me when I didn't have much sleep the night before. The next thing I knew my bedroom door had swung open and a body landed on me. My covers were pulled off and I was face to face with Austen Jones, my best friend since Grade 2.

"Wake up!" He yelled, ignoring the fact that I was all ready awake. "Mackie, come on."

Here's the thing. I absolutely hate being called Mackie, but the guys call me that to annoy me. Don't ever call me that unless you want to die. Just letting you know now.

"What?" I demanded as I rubbed my eyes and glared up at him.

"Did you forget what day it is?" He questioned. I continued to glare. I really wasn't in the mood for one of his games. "We go on tour today, remember!"

"Oh yeah!" I shouted as I shot up, causing him to fall to the floor. I laughed as I jumped out of bed and raced to the closet to find something. I was going on tour. I wasn't a headliner because I'm promoting my CD first. They said that I'd headline if I became more popular. Anyway, I'm going on tour with my favorite band ever, Paramore! I still can't believe it! "Get out so I can change."

"Why? It's not like I'm going to get a boner or something," Austen replied, flopping down on my bed and grabbed a magazine. Forgot to mention, Austen's gay. He embraces it too; it explains why he's so eccentric.

I changed in my walk-in closet anyway. I changed into a black and blue zebra print t-shirt, white pants a black and white striped fingerless gloves with skulls on the back, and my gray star covered Punkrose high-tops.

"Go wake up the others and I'll make breakfast before we leave for the airport, ok?"

"Okie dokie!"

Austen rushed out of the room as I went down the stairs into the kitchen. The studio we worked in doubled as a house so we have been living here for the past three months. I'm glad that we can finally leave, although I will miss the place. It was very rad.

"Do you want anything specific?" I asked Rhyder as he came into the kitchen and I took eggs out of the refrigerator.

"No," he replied with a yawn. "Unless you're offering to kill Austen."

"No. I'm the one who gave him permission to wake you guys up," I replied as I made up my mind. Pancakes it was.

"Oh. So can I kill you now or would you rather wait until the tour is over?" He asked sarcastically.

"You know, I could easily poison your food."

"I'll shut up now."

Suddenly there was a loud crash before the sound of pounding footsteps. Rhyder leaned back in his chair to look at the stairs as I walked over to them. Austen ran down the stairs, screaming about Spencer going to kill him by shoving his drumsticks down his throat.

Boys. How do you live with them?

"Umm...are they always like this?" Evan asked, coming into the kitchen. Sometimes I forget that we just met him a week ago. He fit in so fast yet he was still so new to things.

"Yeah, you'll get used to it," Rhyder replied. "Not like you have a choice," he added quietly.

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~*Franklin, Tennessee*~

Hayley's POV

"Hayles, let go," Taylor muttered as I hugged him as hard as I could. I couldn't help it. I mean, he was the official next member of Paramore. Right when we needed a touring guitarist for our new tour, The Final RIOT!

We knew that we wanted Taylor to be a part of this, but him becoming the newest member was even better. Now we wouldn't have to worry about finding someone else, he's been there with us since day one.

"Sorry. I'm just so excited! We're going on tour again!" I cheered as I danced around the room.

"Can you save the celebration for later and help me with this?" Zac grumbled as he tried to close the lid to his suitcase.

I covered my mouth with my hand to keep from laughing out loud. He had thrown clothes into the suitcase and it was sticking up in a pile, it didn't surprise me that he couldn't close his suitcase. He tried to sit on top of it and force it shut but that didn't work. Then he tried to get Josh to jump on top of it but that didn't work either.

"Jerms, Josh, Hayles, sit in this," Zac ordered as he glared at his suitcase. I sighed and decided to help him anyway. I waited for Josh and Jeremy to sit on top of it before diving ontop of them. We managed to get the lid down slightly as Zac and Taylor struggled to pull the zipper.

"Almost there...almost there...wait...wait...GOT IT!" Zac shouted as he zipped it the entire way. He and Taylor shot their hands into the air and high-five. "I defeated you, evil suitcase of openness!"

The guys started laughing as I rolled my eyes.

Boys!

Sometimes I wonder why I dealt with them and then I quickly remember that it's because they were the only friends I had. I never had any other friends besides them and now that I'm in a successful band I'm not doing to great on the friend front. I just needed a girl to hand out with to make it better for me to deal.

Which is another reason why I'm excited to tour. This is the first time I'm touring with another girl. Her stage name is Mini D, which I find rad. The guys find it strange that that's her name, but there has to be a story behind it. Like Pink or Madonna. From what I've heard and read about her she has a lot of potential to make it big. It reminds me of what people said about us and here we are, on another great tour.

The only thing was that I didn't want to leave Franklin behind. I love this little town, it's amazing. Everyone is so nice here and everyone says 'hi' to you whether they know you or not. On stage and on the road I'm more vulnerable to the criticism. While I'm at home it's as if nothing can affect me but while I'm out there, I'm a little more self-conscious about what people say about me. The guys are there as buffers, but I can't help but wonder why someone would say they hate me when they don't know me.

Well, with another girl on my side, this tour will be a lot more interesting.

A/N: My first Paramore fanfic. Simple Plan will come in eventually. Here are some info and character pics. Also, the story will be told from Mack's POV unless I switch it.

Name: Mackenzie Desrosiers

Nickname: Mack (commonly used), Mackie, Mini, Smurf, Shortie, Munchkin, Oreo

Age: 19

Name: Rhyder Powers

Nickname: Rhy

Age: 20

Name: Austen Jones

Nickname: Aust, Jo-Jo

Age: 20

Name: Spencer Hewitt

Nickname: Spence', Shewitt (pronounced Shoe-wit)

Age: 21

Name: Evan Taubenfeld

Nickname: Ev, ET

Age: 22

Name: Hayley Williams

Nickname: Hayles, Sponge, Spongebob, Red

Age: 20

Name: Jeremy Davis

Nickname: Jer, Jerms, JerJer

Age: 24

Name: Taylor York

Nickname: Tay, T, New York, TCBY

Age: 19

Name: Josh Farro

Nickname: Joshie, J-Fizzle

Age: 21

Name: Zac Farro

Nickname: Z, Z-man, Zachariah

Age: 19

I'm not going 'cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and I'm not leaving...  

I heard a couple of months ago, that theres this HOOPLA about Rob Pattinson's odor. Now, personally, I haven't had the pleasure of taking a whiff of ol' R-Pattz but I thought that Rob's "Co-Worker" who sold this "Story" is a bit out of order.

"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," the crew member blabs. "He completely reeks,"

To make myself chuckle, I like to imagine that the crew member looks like this..

And lets be honest, It's likely.
Get him some nice bath salts and be done with it.
But leave my future husband alone ok? or there will be trouble!

...

OH, Guys, speaking of the vampire heartthrob..I read on one of those trashy celeb gossip sites (which I LOVE)..

"Robert Pattinson jokes that he is in danger of being replaced by Hollywood rival Zac Efron for the Twilight sequels after the phenomenal success of the first movie.


And, in between obsessing over Edward Cullen's impressively sculpted eyebrows and "bouffant" hair, Rob suggests that movie bosses can now afford a high profile star for the lead role, rather than "an unemployed actor from London."

"Where's Efron?" he quips."

Somehow Pattz, I just can't picture it..

Actually, I can a bit (HOT!)
But not as hot as Robbie mcPatt
...

 

 COR BLIMEY! PUT 'EM DOWN ROBERT MY EYES ARE WATERING!
Joking, seriously, I'd learn to live with it, air fresheners are really high tech nowadays.

Across the interwebs, there are those known for their wit. Their humor. Their galleries of self portraits with the same expression every time. I am not one of those people. However, in this charming little distraction called real life, I can give some pretty good advice. Every day I receive letters from celebrities and normal people alike, asking me to help them with their problems. Here, I will answer them: maybe you, the generation lost to the internet, can benefit from my advice as well.

Sincerely,

Dr. Evelyn Nonsense, PhD

(commonnonsense)

  Letter from the week of 6/9/09

Dear Dr. Nonsense,

HI! Just so you know, if your advice does not PLEASE ME or meet my HIGH, HIGH STANDARDS, I will write an especially nasty blog about you! I will draw innapropriate things on your face using my BFF, not Paris Hilton THE PAINT PROGRAM ON MY COMPUTER. THEN I WILL CALL YOU A "TRANNY" AND EXPECT YOU TO CRY!

CRY, FOR I AM THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA.

Anyway, I have this super embarassing celebrity crush. Like, other than that delicious man I see in the mirror every morning. Because I AM a celebrity! LADY GAGA IS MY BEST FRIEND. JUST THE KIND OF BEST FRIEND THAT FILES A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU.

Like, it's this guy and he's got this kind of emo hair cut and a cute baby. But he has a WIFE. I've tried to get over him. I've posted picture after picture of Zaquisha - I mean, Zac Efron. But that little emo face and those huge teeth get me every time!

I insult his wife at every opportunity, I make fun of him, and I try to call his sister-in-law fat whenever I can. SURPRISINGLY, this has not won him over yet! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HE WOULD HAVE THE ARROGANCE TO DENY ME! I AM HOT, HOT PIECE OF MAN.

How do I abduct him and force him to dress up as Adam Lambert become his 1 TRU LUV?

Reasonably,

SOMEONE YOU MUST FEAR ABOVE ALL OTHER BLOGGERS! MUAHAHAHAHA!

 Dear "Queen of Media,"

I don't know who taught you how to attract people, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

When someone calls my significant other an "ass" and calls me out at every opportunity, then ends every post with "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!" I don't find it too appealing.

Although I respect your work to campaign for equal rights, it's kind of hard to pay attention to your best qualities when 96% of your other posts are calling sixteen year old pop-stars "sl-ts" while acting like you want to pet/stroke/kidnap their boyfriends.

The truth of the matter is, you sound like an obsessed Selena Gomez fan who is all, "OMG MILEY U SO STOOPID B/C <3 <3 <3 SELENA <3 <3 <3 IZ LYK PUR3 & U GET EVRYTH!NG EVEN PURTY BOIIS && U SHULD JUSS DYE LYK OR SUMTHIN."

So, if you want to score some boys, here's my advice:

1. Stop calling their girlfriends "Whatsherface."

2. Stop filing your blog posts under witty titles such as "Icky Icky Poo." TURN-OFF.

3. Also, you might want to close the laptop every once in a while and get fresh air.

Bring on the nasty blog.

Sincerely,

Dr. Nonsense

P.S. For those of you who do not obsessively check gossip blogs as I do, this is about Perez Hilton who has an extremely obvious crush on Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.

WARNING! BEFORE YOU COMMENT!

We all know disclaimers do not rule, but I need to say: THIS IS 100% FAKE. PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE HUMOR. Also, I am in no way attempting to disrespect anyone. I have never met these people, and I can't really judge them. End of story.

I've got an urge to discuss celebrity couples tonight. I'm pretty much just gonna say which one's I think are adorable and which one's I find annoying. Here goes....

ABORABLE COUPLES...

#1: Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle. Despite the fact that they look as if they're siblings, their too adorable. This picture made me smile it so cute. Look at how he looks at her. It's gorgeous...they seem so happy. :)

#2: Kevin Jonas & Danielle Deleasa. I love how she's not famous. Kevin's such a sweetheart...he doesn't get enough recognition from the fans. Anywho, they're so sweet together.  I'm betting they'll get married someday. Wow his purity ring looks real shiny in this photo...

#3: Miley Cyrus & Justin Gaston. Who cares if he's the same age as her oldest brother... Good on Miley, he's one hot piece of male model. Hahha. I reckon they look cute together. Whatever, as long as Nick J's single. Hahahaahaa, I'm pitiful.

ANNOYING COUPLES...

#1: Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens. Individually I find them foul, especially that Hudgens bitch. When Disney decides to play Sneakernight, I contemplate stabbing my ear drums with a steak knife. But together...they're an even more repulsive mixture of unbearableness. Ugh.

#2: Nick Jonas & Any Female Human. Hahahaahahaahahahahahahahahaahaahaahaahaah. Pity me. Hands off Selena go find Taylor... he's probably grooming his werewolf pubes in Forks...

#3: Kirsten Stewart & Michael Angarano (that guy from Sky High). I've lost all respect for Kristin Stewart. She's such a pothead it's ridiculous, she could of atleast got her shit together before the mtv awards. She's gross. Primarily I hate this couple cus when i see them, I can just picture them sitting in bed together sharing a filthy joint. Bleurghhhhh.

That's all folks. ;)

Alice. x

Ok, I've just started reading Death Note [the manga] and I've read quite a few of the first couple volumes, then I started searching it on youtube because I heard there was an anime version, and also a movie, so I watched parts of them. Then I googled it and came across a website for an American Remake of the show to be released in 2010. And lokking at casting many people think that Zac Efron will play KIRA also more commonly known as Light Yagami. Personally I think the similarties are pretty obvious. Observe:

I think that in terms of looks Zac could play Light perfectly, but also he has that singy-danncy-cheesy movie background, which, if you've read Death Note, is the exact opposite of Light. Zac has said on many occasions that he wants to start playing more serious roles, but I don't think he know's what exactly he would be getting himself into [to secrets revealed as I wouln't want to spoil it for people, so if you want to know, read Death Note] But on the other hand I think Zac would be perfect for....

And I haven't read all of Death Note, so I don't have a clue who half of those people are. :S

But I absolutly love deth note as it is already. I'm not sure if there's an English Dub of the movie, but if there isn't they should make one! An American one would be great, but it might ruin the authenticity of Death Note and it being based in Japan and all that.... :S But tell me what you think, will Zac do a great Part in playing Light? Or will he change Death Note from it's normal; mysterious, dark, blood, gore and all that?

I'll let you decide. Now some pictures....

^^This one's my favorite.  'Can I have your autograph?'  :L

Or if he doesn't work out as Light, he can always play L;

.......Or no one at all :3

What do you think?

xoxo

StarziScenery

Across the interwebs, there are those known for their wit. Their humor. Their galleries of self portraits with the same expression every time. I am not one of those people. However, in this charming little distraction called real life, I can give some pretty good advice. Every day I receive letters from celebrities and normal people alike, asking me to help them with their problems. Here, I will answer them: maybe you, the generation lost to the internet, can benefit from my advice as well.

Sincerely,

Dr. Evelyn Nonsense, PhD

(commonnonsense)

Letter from the week of 5/13/09

Dear Dr. Nonsense,

SO AS YOU MAY GUESS from the beautiful lyrical content of this letter, I am the lead singer of a band that TOTALLY DOES NOT OWE THEIR FAME TO MILEY CYRUS OR THAT MUSSO KID. We're musicians on our own, yo. We can write repetative lyrics set to poppy synth-beats and NOT be on Disney Channel.

As you also may know, Perez Hilton is obviously so jealous of my lovely physique that he totally took Jeffree Star's side when we got in a fight. I mean, have you seen Jeffree Star's face? I HAVE EYEBROWS, SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK ON IT, HILTON.

Well, now that we're talking about my horse-like beautiful face...

Vanessa Hudgens.

Here, I was quoted by some magazine in some language I don't understand saying, "I have an idea to steal Vanessa; I will let my sister Miley arrange a meeting. Then Vanessa will realize I am right for her." Finally, he says: "Besides, she looks better in my arms!"

My thin, boney, creepy stick arms. She, in all of her Disney voloptuousness, will look simply delicious there. HOW CAN YOU NOT AGREE. HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE. Zac Efron is so last year. Like, the hosting SNL, new hit movie, and smoking hot girlfriend can NEVER rival the KISS FM smash "Shake It."

How can I score this babe-a-licious babe?

Rockingly,

MY LAST NAME IS NOT CYRUS AND OH MY GOD MILEY GIVE ME BACK MY IRON MAIDEN T-SHIRT.

Dear "Not-Cyrus-Iron-Maiden-Fan-Boy/Girl(?),"

Eat a sandwhich.

Stop cutting holes in your clothes.

Go back in time and erase "Achey Breaky Heart" from all radio stations.

Become Zac Efron.

The thing a woman finds the least attractive is an arrogant man with nothing to back it up. So maybe you should invest some time in a humble pie - it's delicious. Tastes like victory. We also know that Vanessa likes guys who can sing.

You should look into that sometime. Like, SINGING, and not creepily muttering about clothes on the floor and shaking it - SHAKING WHAT, TRACE? SHAKING WHAT. That SO does not correspond with her almost nonexistent Disney image.

I'll close with a quote from Buzznet user JerryFetus: "Homeboy doesn't have a chance with her."

Nope, Trace. Homie don't play dat. Homie don't play dat.

Dr. Nonsense

WARNING! BEFORE YOU COMMENT!

We all know disclaimers do not rule, but I need to say: THIS IS 100% FAKE. PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE HUMOR. Also, I am in no way attempting to disrespect anyone. I have never met these people, and I can't really judge them. End of story.

Around these parts, there's a love/hate relationship with both Twilight's Robert Pattinson and 17 Again's Zac Efron, but Megan Fox has a firm opinion on them both: They're too pretty, and too inexperienced.Zing...

Things you should know:

1. I don’t really go see movies in theaters because I can’t commit to sitting  in one place for 2+ hours and not multitasking.

2. This is how I watch movies at home when not confined by the social restrictions of other watchers: I put it in my DVD player. I clean my room. I watch the opening scene. I get a snack. I watch some more. Something in the movie reminds me of something I wanted to look up on Wikipedia, so I pause it and end up wiki-surfing for like 10 minutes. I watch some more. I twitter about it. I refill my water bottle. I decide to do some crunches. I watch some more. I flip through Nylon. I watch some more. I check my Buzznet. I watch the rest. It’s kind of rare that I ever watch a movie in one sitting, unless its super suspenseful.

But it had been a hard week when Jen came to me and said, “Want to see Zac Efron’s new movie tonight?”

Absolutely.

You can pretty much guess the premise from the title, eh? So let me get down to business. This movie will not change your life. This movie is heart-warming—dare I say you might even tear up if you are in a wavering state-of-mind! Zac Efron is incredibly charming and I’d be willing to overlook our age gap and like, date a bit if he wasn’t prettier than me. And I don’t mean charming in that RPattz “he may not shower and he may sell your liver on the black market but making out would be HOT” kind of way; Zeffy dazzles IRL. He doesn’t even TRY.

Anyway. The dialogue is super cornball, Harriet the Spy’s character makes for some awkward moments and if predictability peeves you, this ain’t your flick. But there are some genuine laugh out loud (dude, it felt so weird typing that out) moments and a few of the interactions with Thomas Lennon’s character are hysterical.

So if you’re looking for something a little sweet, something that will give the warm fuzzies and leave you with a good feeling, go see 17 Again.

Ah, but for the record, I personally would not do 17 over again.

Thanks so much to those of you who voted for the last who did it better! The winners from last time are: Audrey,Hanna,Ashlee,and Demi.

Who has better curls?

Lexi Lush or Lauren Conrad.

Who has better Pink hair?

Amor Hilton or Jacquelyne Marie

Who wears twloha better?

Hayley Williams or Brendon Urie.

Who has better black hair.

Zac Efron or Travis Garland.

Who has the best picture with Raquel.

Audrey or Hanna.

The end. I'm not sure how often I should update this. Any ideas?