I feel so betrayed. Here I had thought unicorns were beautiful creatures of magic and light! I thought they spent their days leaping about meadows and chasing butterflies and trying to avoid being eaten…
So, of course, we know there’s going to be a Smurfs movie, starring Neil Patrick Harris and featuring an all star voice cast, including Katy Perry as Smurfette. But it looks like Hollywood isn’t…
So, somewhere, someone found a magic lamp with a genie in it. And they rubbed the lamp and got three wishes. And those wishes were:
“I wish for a Justin Bieber Biopic…
…starring Justin Bieber…
…IN 3-D.”
And that…
This is probably the sort of thing I could have held off on until Tacky Twilight Thursdays: Breaking Dawn. But it is literally so bad I couldn’t help myself. I have to share it now.
It…
Oh girlfriend. I feel your pain. You were just chilling in Ironlag, taking a break from questing, when these assholes roll up and call you a 3 Min Mage! Don’t they know you’re…
Fred Phelp’s Westboro Baptist Church sure is busy these days. I mean, it must be very, very hard to run around telling people how Jesus hates them and they’re all going to hell. And I’m…
Oh hey Converse. I’ve been meaning to talk to you about how much I admire your ability to stay classic in the face of an increasingly classless world. You are a slave to…
So let me get this straight. This is a contraption whose sole purpose is to creat delicious waffle treats in stick form? Can somebody get on the phone with Geneva and tell the…
Ah, I remember taking my driver’s test. Buckle your seat belt. Hands at 10 and 2. Check your rearview mirror for vampires.
Wait. What?
I vant to vreck your car!
Well, according to a woman…
Did you know when Fall Out Boy sang “So what are you waiting for? Kiss her! Kiss her!” they were encouraging their female fans to be sexually loose and go to hell?
No? Well, then you…
For those of you who don’t already know, I was engaged for awhile. Part of what should have tipped me off that this was A Very Bad Idea was the ring my finace gave me. …
What’s that you say, readers? You find that Twilight just isn’t quite enough of a self-fulfillment fantasy? That as much as the books are designed to make you able to project all over Bella Swan,…
Can be watched in High Quality here. By the way, the secret show they had at the Grammy Museum in LA on Tuesday night? Best show of my life.
LET ME JUST HAVE A RANT ABOUT BELLA SWAN, PLEASE. thnx.
1. why the hell does she have this annoying need to complain about absolutely everything…
Oh, like you never sing into a hairbrush when you’re home alone! For the Rock Band Rock Out! Contest! Buzz if you like it, please. Edit: To clarify, and I really don’t feel like this is something that needs to be said, but, I do NOT do “Buzz for Buzz.”
According to reports circling teh interwebz right now, there are plans to make a Buffy: The Vampire Slayer movie.
Great, right? I mean, Buffy is a cult hit TV show, had…no wait, still HAS…a large and…
Comic books are quickly taking over Hollywood. Between this past year’s hits Iron Man and The Dark Knight and with a highly anticipated movie adaptation of Watchmen in the…
So, this is just a short thing because I felt like I had to share this dream I had with Buzznet.
It was pretty short. Basically, I was sitting around a campfire making s’mores.
With Fall Out…
According to Reuters, U.S. President George W. Bush has made a major sacrifice for those dead or wounded in Iraq.
“I don’t want some mom whose son may…
In case you’ve missed it, there’s been a lot of varying reports on whether Ashlee Simpson is or isn’t pregnant. The speculation in and of itself is ridiculous enough, as Ashlee herself mentioned in a…
