Will Smith Blog and Journals

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week's movie was such a huge success that a mega-blockbuster sequel, titled thanksgiving day, is in the works. the plot will be as follows: once again, earth is invaded by aliens. once again, major cities are destroyed. and once again, a small band of brave humans fight back against the evil extraterrestrials. however this time, instead of using nuclear weapons and computer viruses to battle the aliens, the humans do something much, much worse...they invite the aliens to thanksgiving dinner! that's right, and after sitting through an hour of mom and dad arguing over whose mother makes better potato salad, aunt becky getting drunk in the corner, and uncle wally telling inappropriate jokes about various bodily functions, the invaders flee, horrified, into the vastness of space, vowing never to go anywhere near earth ever, ever again.

- it's independence day!

independence day

space douchebags invade

blowing up various stuff

will smith punches one

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...