Vincent Gallo Blog and Journals

In the mind of Vincent Gallo, anyone who has ever seen the X-rated segment of Vincent Gallo's self-directed starring vehicle The Brown Bunny should know that the world isn't big enough for actor/director/musician/male escort Vincent Gallo and PayPal.

Credible sources report that the online payment service and Gallo have gone separate ways.

The problem?  Vincent Gallo's sexual salesmanship.

Gallo's site offers several relics of Vincent Gallo's life for sale, including the medallion Vincent Gallo wore at his first communion and a bedspread from Vincent Gallo's childhood.

Indications of Vincent Gallo's megalomania on Vincent Gallo's web pages peak with Vincent Gallo's offer to sell his "escort services" to any "natural born female" for the immodest fee of $50 thousand, plus expenses. 

"Heavy set, older, red head and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill.  No real female will be refused."

Vincent Gallo is less all-embracing when it comes to selling his sperm, which is offered from his site for a cool fee of $1 million.  One Vincent Gallo caveat reads: "Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions."

And the cool million also fails to purchase the the right of broadcasting any resultant baby's provenance. "To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo.  The purchaser must find another surname for the child."

Something along the lines of Whoreson?