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10 Things That Really Grind My Gears.
I'm so epically bored there is no scale large enough to measure it, so in true Peter Griffin style, here are 10 things that grind my gears.
10. Boredom
Oh boredom, how I loath you. This feeling only ever seems to come when you know you have no right to be. A friend once told me that only boring people get bored, and that the devil makes work for idle hands. I think maybe they were trying to tell me something...
9. Being talked over the top of.
One of the single most angering things. How hard it is to wait until I've finished my sentence, no matter how boring or shit you may think my conversation is. My boyfriend seems to do it all the time. JUST.LET.ME.TALK!!! >-<
8. Edward Cullen.
10. Boredom
Oh boredom, how I loath you. This feeling only ever seems to come when you know you have no right to be. A friend once told me that only boring people get bored, and that the devil makes work for idle hands. I think maybe they were trying to tell me something...
9. Being talked over the top of.
One of the single most angering things. How hard it is to wait until I've finished my sentence, no matter how boring or shit you may think my conversation is. My boyfriend seems to do it all the time. JUST.LET.ME.TALK!!! >-<
8. Edward Cullen.
I'm sorry, but never has a character in a book annoyed me so much. This guys attitude was diabolical. If this is what parents want their teenagers reading, then what is society coming to? His character is so controlling. Gah! I can't even start to put it into words! For shame, Cullen, for shame!
7. The Word "Disappointment"
So many times in recent weeks have I heard this word. It is everywhere, and it is disillusioning. STOP USING THE WORD, JUST TRY AND BE ENCOURAGING! Stupid teachers...
6. Huggers.
Now these are people who just hug for no reason at all. I'm all for hugging, but only if there is a reason, not just random *Squee!! Lets hug!* Actually, its just annoying when I'm in a bad mood... I'm losing my mind... Moving on.
5. The Colour Cream.
JUST BE WHITE YOU MOTHER FLUFFER!
4. Kristen Steward
Can she talk? Does anyone understand her? Cause I certainly can't. Does she know a different tone of voice? Or maybe how to use inflections? Damn you woman!! I can't understand you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
<Fiend of the english language!
And so you have it, complete with crappy paint pictures and the such. I will leave you with the following. Enjoy.
7. The Word "Disappointment"
So many times in recent weeks have I heard this word. It is everywhere, and it is disillusioning. STOP USING THE WORD, JUST TRY AND BE ENCOURAGING! Stupid teachers...
6. Huggers.
Now these are people who just hug for no reason at all. I'm all for hugging, but only if there is a reason, not just random *Squee!! Lets hug!* Actually, its just annoying when I'm in a bad mood... I'm losing my mind... Moving on.
5. The Colour Cream.
JUST BE WHITE YOU MOTHER FLUFFER!
4. Kristen Steward
Can she talk? Does anyone understand her? Cause I certainly can't. Does she know a different tone of voice? Or maybe how to use inflections? Damn you woman!! I can't understand you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
<Fiend of the english language!3. Driving.
I have a love/hate relationship with driving. I love driving on my own, but hate driving with people. They just use me as a taxi, why don't you all get bicycles or walk or get you own damn car... douchebags.
2. Swearing.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude. But excessive swearing is just irritating. My boss constantly says the C word. NO NEED MARC, NO NEED!! Seriously, no need...Douchebag.
1. Fish.
What do they do? Do they ever stop staring? They just stare... They just stare...STARE! STOP STARING! OH GOD STOP, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE!!! I can't take it anymore... Douches..
I have a love/hate relationship with driving. I love driving on my own, but hate driving with people. They just use me as a taxi, why don't you all get bicycles or walk or get you own damn car... douchebags.
2. Swearing.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude. But excessive swearing is just irritating. My boss constantly says the C word. NO NEED MARC, NO NEED!! Seriously, no need...Douchebag.
1. Fish.
What do they do? Do they ever stop staring? They just stare... They just stare...STARE! STOP STARING! OH GOD STOP, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE!!! I can't take it anymore... Douches..
And so you have it, complete with crappy paint pictures and the such. I will leave you with the following. Enjoy.
| Posted by Sam Northman on 03/18/2009 2:08 PM | Visits: 122 |
They never stop staring. Even after you've gutted them. -twitch-