Video - TOKIO HOTEL 'LA NUIT NOUS APPARTIENT' 22.10.2009

Host 1: I must say that you scream a lot

Host 2: What are you doing here? Oh stop it now I know him since he’s little, I took him out of the streets.

Host 1: So it’s ok, I’m not bothering you?

Host 2: It’s MY show, I’m the one interviewing Tokio Hotel, not you.

Blablabla…**jokes** blablabla

Host 2: Ok but I just have to ask my guests if they are ok with this. Are you ok to stay with Mustapha?

Tom: No

Georg: No

TH: Yes, yes…

Host 2: Ok so I leave you with Mustapha El Atrassi

Host 1: Thanks Laurent! So, we’re good in here. I’ve been waiting for this for so long. A good chair from the public television, not some crappy TNT stool (TNT is like cable tv, the show is broadcasted on TNT but here they are on the stage of another show broadcasted on national tv) Hello Ladies and gentlemen, don’t be afraid all is ok. I’m hijacking this tv show so you’re not watching “On n’est pas couché” but my new show “La Nuit vous appartient”. Everything is gonna be ok, as France 2 (tv channel) has accepted to pay me a ransom in the form of a german group that we welcomed cheerfully in France, it’s a bit of a routine here. So you are really welcome. So…Tokio Hotel. You have to know that if you put the 4 of them together they don’t reach the age of Genevieve de Fontenay (french lady from the Miss France contest) They are here for their new album “Humanoid” in contrary to Genevieve’s album “Haemorrhoids” (ah ah…) Yeah it’s a real info I’m giving new here. So here we know very few about German people to tell you the truth… Güten Abend?

Bill: Güten Abend
Tom: Yes

Host 1: Ok so that’s all for German language. Those are the only words I know with Volkswagen and Birkenstock that are quite hard to include in an interview I would say. Nevertheless it’ll be my 1st question: Have you already driven a Volkswagen while wearing Birkenstock? Ah, you weren’t expecting this question dude!

Bill: Mmmh no not yet but I’d like to have some designed especially for me to drive a Volkswagen, it would be cool.

Host: What I’d like to know is how you dress to go to the beach?

Bill: I would say…a swimsuit…?

Host: That’s a really good answer. So I see that there are huge fans here so we’re gonna broadcast the video clip for those who don’t know Tokio Hotel yet. That’s the brand new single called “Automatisch” Here it is.

**Video clip**

Host: You really have a mad life so what I wanted to know is do you still have time to see your parents?

Bill: No so much. But when we’re at home we try to see our friends and family, we try to spend time with them.

Host: Do your parents still have authority with you? Isn’t it hard when your kid sold thousands of albums to tell him “Put your slippers on” “Brush your teeth” or “Put the Kohl pencil were you found it, Bill”?

Bill: No I find it cool from time to time when parents tell us what to do or not, “Pick up your dirty clothes” “Do this or that” It’s good, it brings us back to Earth.

Tom: And talking about this, you should make your mum iron your costume.

Host: Tokio Hotel it’s above all a style, you’ve noticed it. I tried to imagine how they would look without make up and it looks like that.

*picture of Les Choristes*

Host: What are you doing here? You’re badly parked here girls. Make some noise for Tokio Hotel. So Bill you have a tattoo that says “Liberty 89″ That’s it?

Bill: Yeah here

Host: So what is it? A cheat word for an History exam? This has nothing to do with the Berlin wall.

Bill: No nothing to do with the fall of the Berlin wall I made it on my 18th birthday and that’s my birth date.

Host: I don’t know if you know it but Berlin wall was build in less than 2 days… It proves that there are many Portuguese people in Germany

**people booing**

Host: Oh we have Portuguese people in here! So you surprise me everyday, I read articles about you in the newspapers and there’s one where you say that if Tokio Hotel doesn’t have success anymore, you’ll go play from bar to bars and do porn. That’s something they really say.

Tom: Yeah that’s for me. It’s true that I would really like that, it’s my thing. There was 2 possibilities, either being a porn star or being in a successful band and finally Tokio Hotel made it to the top so…

Host: Congratulations. But we’re not stopping here. What I want to know is what kind of porn? Accessories or not, with animals, leaving or dead..? We want to know! What kind of movies?

Tom: I filmed some at home so I could send those to you

Host: You wanna see that girls?

**audience YEEEEEEESSSSS (there’s a no lol)**

Host: And what would be the pitch (summary?) of the film? In one sentence. It must be short, cause a porn scenario must be able to be written on a dick. So short yeah. Tokoi Hotel in a porn film… Moreover YOU really look like a porn actor (pointing Georg)

Georg: Yeah

Tom: Snow White and the 7 dwarfs (translator note: WTF TOM???)

Host: Ok so you seem to be very glad to be here in France, you have a real love for France. Do you know some french singers and do you like french songs?

**audience: nooooo**

Host: Let them answer!

Bill: I don’t know many, I don’t really know the french scene but just now I can’t tell you one. You could tell us some?

Host: In an interview you talked about Carla Bruni

Tom: Yes

Bill: Yes but I never heard anything she did…

Host: Even when WE listen to the album we don’t hear anything so… I really feel like making all french fans happy, to prove us your love for France and all together we’re gonna sing La Marseillaise (french anthem) Everybody stand up

**singing**

Bill: My french is SO bad

Host: Applause please! Thanks, thank you very much! Louder! Thanks to Tokio Hotel. I’m going back to my stage. Buy their new album, it’s called “Humanoid”, it’s wicked. Thanks again, I’m gone!