The Inside Lingo Had Me At Hello (A Shaant Hacikyan fan fic)

 

(6:00 AM on Friday Shaant is getting ready for work and I'm lying in bed watching him get his jeans on)

Me: Can't you stay home today!? C'mon, Pretty Please! *I whimper*

Shaant: Brandi, I can't skip today the guys will be so mad at me! (He says as he buckles his belt)

(I get up out of bed and wrap my arms around his waist looking him in the eyes with the puppy dog look)

(He finally gives in as I watch his eyes roll)

Shaant: *sighs* Alright!, I'll call Tom!

(Right now Tom is in the shower and the other guys have only minutes for their alarms to go off)

*ring ring* (Toms phone goes off he turns of the shower, quickly grabs his towel, wraps it around himself and runs to the phone and picks it up with one hand holding the phone and the other holding the towel up)

Tom: Hello?

Shaant: Yeah It's Shaant, Looks like you get to sleep in cuz' I'm takin' a break!

Tom: Alright, I'll call the other guys! But their not gonna like getting up this early just to answer the phone to hear me say don't come into work today!

Shaant: Psssh!, Oh well!

*Tom laughs*

(Shaant hangs up the phone and heads to the bathroom to brush his teeth and hair)

(He comes back, turns out the light and crawls back into bed)

(After frolicing under the covers until the sun came up we head downstairs where he grabs a bag of Doritos and he sits in the La-Z-Boy (rocking chair) and I lay on his side as we feed each other the chips)

As our love for each other grew stronger we ended up addicted to each others stare and so I layed my head on his shoulder staring into his eyes and then he french kissed me but it didn't matter how bad my breath smelled because his was equally as bad)

*The doorbell rang*

(Shaant ran to to get it)

(The guys were standing there and Jeff suddenly lost his mind in laughter! Tom looks over his shoulder at him in the most awkwardly fashion! Jeff points at Shaant then turns away laughing hysterically then Tom finally gets what Jeff was pointing at and starts to laugh also! Shaant looks down to see what they could be possibly be laughing at and then he looks up at them in a disappointed gesture and says...

Shaant: Shut up guys!

And he slams the door and turns away!

                                                                      THE END

 


Posted by sowrongitsnovi on 06/17/2008 3:58 PM Visits: 54
lynzquitlollygagging: 06/17/2008 9:24 PM
baha.
i loved this.
yes yes.
anaXGore: 06/19/2008 12:50 PM
omg that was so funny
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