The Hills recap: The poetic Justin Bobby + "Surprises"

Season 3, Episode 2: I am happy to report this episode was GOOD! Highlights:



- The poetic ("truth and time tells all") and aspiring shampoo model, Justin Bobby.  He's like a man with special powers-- he can burp, he can be rude and disrespectful, but with one toss of those locks over his shoulder *whoosh* all is forgotten and the damsel (Audrina) is again smitten. The good news? He left his beret at home this time.



- Lo quote of the episode: "Eat your pinkberry and enjoy life!" Amen, Lo, amen.

- Lauren as overbearing best friend. Yeah, I know she gets crap for sticking her nose in everyone else's business, but it's not like she's off the mark-- her friends do date jerks. Thing is, when you're falling for a jerk, you could really care less what your friends think. I'm just sayin' at least Lauren is concerned, and not cheering on scandal like the Jen Bunney/Brody debacle.

- Stand by your man decorating decisions. First Spencer lets some sub-par graffiti-artist vomit all over the wall, then he purchases a vintage video game with a big ugly insect on the side. Heidi is peeved he's making all this apartment-related decisions without her. He calls all these things "surprises".... SO one day he comes home and Heidi has white paint and is painting over that fugly Hollywood mural! He walks in, his jaw drops, and she's all, "I have a surprise for you!" Hahahaha. High-freakin-five Montag. Well-played. There is hope for you yet.

Posted by breesays on 08/21/2007 4:04 PM Visits: 1,556
unstrictlyrobin: 08/21/2007 4:47 PM
I can't wait until Jason comes back. Maybe this time he'll be able to make a complete sentence!
alreadyxdead: 08/21/2007 4:53 PM
that quote by Lo was amazing. haha.
lol what Heidi did..was SO GOOD! hahaha
jessicalaughsatdanger: 08/21/2007 10:08 PM
justin bobby.
wow he's a nutcase.
but a very hot one.
mmmmm.... me like some dirty boy =P
holyblueeyes: 08/22/2007 5:58 AM
Justin Bobby is amazing.
...
seriously.
danakiller: 08/22/2007 8:19 AM
JB is super hot.
fyi - he does hair for Vogue and tons of celebrities.
kathrinerulesatlife: 08/22/2007 9:07 AM
justin bobby is incredibly hot
and i was SO proud of heidi for painting over that godawful graffiti because the look on spencer's face was priceless.
mikaaaah: 08/22/2007 9:54 AM
oh gosh! Justin Bobby!! There's just something about him... but he is a little... er... different.
I love Lo! I think she's so cute. She was my favorite on Laguna Beach and I always wondered what happened to her.
I'm glad Heidi actually stuck up for herself this episode. (and she wasn't too annoying either) Spencer is still a mega tool though. SURPRISE! ha!
what happened to Whitney?! She was kinda MIA...
amandastarr21781: 08/22/2007 11:22 AM
dude audrina can do so much better and i dont like heidi but im so glad she decided to surprise that jerk spencer. that wall was ugly. haha.
lisavondracula: 08/23/2007 3:09 PM
Justin-Bobby *sighs* something about him is super hot, maybe cause he's an asshole.
luvonherarmz17: 08/23/2007 5:40 PM
0oo00o man i missed the hills o man
but you make the episode sound sooo funny cant wait to see the reruns
luvonherarmz17: 08/23/2007 5:41 PM
and also wat was spencer thinkin with that wall. hahahaha too funny. i hate heidi and spencer but there hilarious!
breesays: 08/23/2007 6:14 PM
JB is super hot.
fyi - he does hair for Vogue and tons of celebrities.
Ahhh, THATS why he has magical hair. Now it seems likes advertising with every swoosh of his hair ;)
breesays: 08/23/2007 6:14 PM
Justin-Bobby *sighs* something about him is super hot, maybe cause he's an asshole.
Of all the a$$holes on the hills/laguna thus far, he wins in the looks category.
oceanup: 08/23/2007 7:49 PM
i have this strange attraction to audrina's chicklet teeth.
victoriaaaaaa: 08/23/2007 8:39 PM
whats the song called thats played when audrina goes to meet justin bobby????
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