1 Hot Leg - Red Light Fever

1) Hot Leg - Red Light Fever

You don't know how much this cover disturbs me. Deeply, deeply, disturbs me.

Look, we live in a world where females are largely relegated to being props for men, both to sell their records and to act as dumping grounds for a whole lot of emotional baggage, gender hang-ups, and misogyny. And despite the moves we've made to be more inclusive of women of all types and walks of life (including those not born as women), we have to look at bullshit like this. In 2009.

The band's name is Hot Leg. I find it ironic that the body part referenced in the name is actually one of the only things covered up on this person. But seriously, a thong. An "X" on her ass. Leather chaps. On a futuristic motorcycle. And there's another motorcycle in the background, but it looks like a drawing found in a cave.

And all of it looks like it was painted for a rock record in 1971.

Fuck this. I hope our future looks nothing like this. Plus, are we seriously going to advance architecture to be more efficient and less susceptible to the weather, but still be obsessed with old motorcycles and objectifying women?

Oh, I just read that this is the new band from that guy who sang for The Darkness. That explains everything. He's incapable of creating anything original, so he'll just rip off the past to get chicks. Or something.

But really, guys. Someone approved this record cover. In 2009.

Fuck.
sappysuperunknown10: 12/28/2009 1:47 PM
Wow, this looks like taken right out of This is Spinal Tap, but without all the lulz.
keraisdorkette: 12/28/2009 1:52 PM
wtf
Luna Lovegood: 12/28/2009 1:54 PM
mark, i have been in my room all day waiting for this one photo, to be either laughing my ass off or disgusted at the album cover you chose as number one.
i'm not laughing. i'm disgusted in the most extreme sense of the word.
at school, the guys taunt us. we are lower lifeforms to all of the sporty jocks at my school. but we think, when we are out of high school and college, that we will be respected regardless of the fact that we are girls.
this cover promises that we are not going to get the future that we want. seriously. this tells us that we are going to have to look at ourselves with disgust because we are always comparing ourselves to these fake women. we can't help it. guys only want you when you look good.
and they wonder why girls today are the way we are.
Her half face scares me. WHY HAS SHE GOT NO NECK AND HOW HAS SHE TWISTED HER HEAD THAT FAR?!?!
Adam Burgan: 12/28/2009 2:05 PM
that's the reason i keep on wearing baggy clothes and not risk showing anything, even my arms. you're being hopeful, hope you're right.
jennaem81: 12/28/2009 2:36 PM
did anybody else notice that the buildings in the background are shaped like penises?
psychopathbunny: 12/28/2009 2:53 PM
This is hideous. First, what the hell is going on with the band logo? It's probably one of the worst I've seen. Second, the colors are dreadful and boring! It looks live they've just discovered what technicolor is. Third, if you're doing a drawing for an album cover, at least do it right! The perspective is as fucked up as a 5-year old drawing, and the woman.. I'm guessing is a woman is just awful. And what's with the little color orbes?

Mainly, I hate it for it's mysoginistic message, but also for its terrible design. Every single one of the covers in here is a shame for the world of design. Seriously, hire a good graphic designer instead of saving money and letting a band member draw poorly the cover.. ¬¬
Blair Waldorf: 12/28/2009 3:41 PM
Oh look! It's a cover directed by Michael Bay!
Gretchen Weiners: 12/28/2009 5:45 PM
If the band wants to make a direct reference to their name and still keep this cover art, they oughta change their name to "Arguably Hot Squished Ass Atop A Futuristic Motorcycle Sex Sex Sweaty Sex."
besskeloid: 12/28/2009 8:59 PM
If this cover belonged to an actual early '80s HM album, I'd forgive it. Knowing it's that screechy fella from The Darkness being ironic, it's just a big cringe.
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