crappy haiku movie review of the week - the dark knight
as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!
so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.
this week, an inspiring movie where a happy, carefree clown taught us all that no matter how big or how small, there's no problem in life that can't be solved by a fuckload of dynamite - it's the dark knight! (suggested by newageamazon)

the dark knight
batman's really hoarse
joker loves to blow up stuff
dent's a tad crispy
the end
p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...
| Posted by starlorsummers on 01/05/2009 11:28 AM | Visits: 150 |
thank you!
That has been the funniest thing I've read today.
Dude, you make Mondays rock. :)