crappy haiku movie review of the week - the dark knight

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week, an inspiring movie where a happy, carefree clown taught us all that no matter how big or how small, there's no problem in life that can't be solved by a fuckload of dynamite - it's the dark knight! (suggested by newageamazon)





the dark knight

batman's really hoarse

joker loves to blow up stuff

dent's a tad crispy

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...


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Posted by starlorsummers on 01/05/2009 11:28 AM Visits: 150
The Lizard Queen: 01/05/2009 11:52 AM
YAY FOR CRISPY DENT! :D LOL!!!
Adriana: 01/05/2009 12:07 PM
haha, that was actually all the movie in 3 lines, very good :)
starlorsummers: 01/05/2009 12:41 PM
YAY FOR CRISPY DENT! :D LOL!!!
i believe in crispy harvey dent!

haha, that was actually all the movie in 3 lines, very good :)
thank you!
"Dent's a tad crispy" is now my zen meditation mantra. Thank you!
starlorsummers: 01/05/2009 12:45 PM
"Dent's a tad crispy" is now my zen meditation mantra. Thank you!
hahahaha thank you for the idea.

hahahaha thank you for the idea.
I like to think of myself as a Muse. The legendary 10th Muse of Fucked Up Shit That Needs To Be Written.
starlorsummers: 01/05/2009 12:50 PM

starlorsummers said:hahahaha thank you for the idea.I like to think of myself as a Muse. The legendary 10th Muse of Fucked Up Shit That Needs To Be Written.
omg i've always wanted a creative muse!!!
newageamazon said:
starlorsummers said:hahahaha thank you for the idea.I like to think of myself as a Muse. The legendary 10th Muse of Fucked Up Shit That Needs To Be Written.
omg i've always wanted a creative muse!!!
My services do not come cheap, you know. I enjoy wine and pie.
PanasonicYouth: 01/05/2009 12:56 PM
People aren't described as "crispy" nearly as enough as they should be.
starlorsummers: 01/05/2009 2:31 PM

starlorsummers said:newageamazon said:starlorsummers said:hahahaha thank you for the idea.I like to think of myself as a Muse. The legendary 10th Muse of Fucked Up Shit That Needs To Be Written.omg i've always wanted a creative muse!!!My services do not come cheap, you know. I enjoy wine and pie.
i have courvoirsier. courvoisier is like wine.
starlorsummers: 01/05/2009 2:32 PM
People aren't described as "crispy" nearly as enough as they should be.
i've often felt the movie should have been called batman 2: the crispification of harvey dent
People aren't described as "crispy" nearly as enough as they should be.
i've often felt the movie should have been called batman 2: the crispification of harvey dent
Maybe they'll use that as the title for the threequel? Wait, no, they're not bringing Twoface back. Dammit.
Seb ™★★★: 01/05/2009 2:38 PM
dent's a tad crispy

That has been the funniest thing I've read today.

Dude, you make Mondays rock. :)
starlorsummers: 01/05/2009 3:27 PM
seb said:
dent's a tad crispyThat has been the funniest thing I've read today.Dude, you make Mondays rock. :)
thank you seb!
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge: 01/05/2009 4:21 PM
EPIC WIN =D
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