Paper, Scissors, Rocks BATTLE!
Were in Newton, IL. Population 3100
We play a show.
Were ordering booze from a guy who will go and get it.
He say"Anything but PBR."
I want PBR
I challange him to a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors.
The stakes?
I win,PBR. He wins, BUD LIGHT!
We agree on the terms and shake out the bad vibes.
It's ONE, TWO, SHOOT!
We square up and
SHOOT!
I look down and have a pair of scissors in my hands, he has paper!
I win the first round!!!!
It's best our of three so it's sill anyones game.
We shake out the bad vibes and stare into each other's eyes.
ONE
TWO
SHOOT!
I look down...
I have paper.
I don't know why I have it...
I don't know where it came from...
I look over...
He
Has
ROCK!!!!!
paper covers rock I win, SHUTOUT!
BUDLIGHT? FUCK THAT! PABST BLUE RIBBON