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Terrorists threaten to behead Britney Spears and Madonna.
This is the winner for the most absurd story of 2007.
Truth is, I absolutely cannot beat the commentary provided by OhNoTheyDidn't and my friend Bianca.
OhNoTheyDidn't: Dear terrorists: could you please start with the heads of those who watched her VMA performance first (you know, out of mercy), then work up to the great Jezebel, Unskinny Legs and All?
Bianca: Finally, and most hilariously, America would be brought back to the rampant paranoia and caution of the few month post-911. But I get the feeling that if it were Brad Pitt who were in danger, rather than 3,000+ nameless office workers, public servants, and airline passengers along with a couple of buildings, the TERROR would truly be put in terrorism. Would America finally be afraid? Or would we use this as yet another excuse to engage in a war based on lies?
Read the full commentary at both links. And try to wrap your head around this.
Truth is, I absolutely cannot beat the commentary provided by OhNoTheyDidn't and my friend Bianca.
OhNoTheyDidn't: Dear terrorists: could you please start with the heads of those who watched her VMA performance first (you know, out of mercy), then work up to the great Jezebel, Unskinny Legs and All?
Bianca: Finally, and most hilariously, America would be brought back to the rampant paranoia and caution of the few month post-911. But I get the feeling that if it were Brad Pitt who were in danger, rather than 3,000+ nameless office workers, public servants, and airline passengers along with a couple of buildings, the TERROR would truly be put in terrorism. Would America finally be afraid? Or would we use this as yet another excuse to engage in a war based on lies?
Read the full commentary at both links. And try to wrap your head around this.
| Posted by PanasonicYouth on 09/12/2007 10:37 AM | Visits: 309 |
I'm so confused. I swear, I lost intelligence just reading this. Bleh.
Who knows what country we'd start of with though... oh wait.
...no thanks, folks. I'm sticking with good old fashioned paganism.
That's insane!
I don't think the terrorists are reading US Weekly. Go onto any America 'news' site and there's Britney Spears plastered all over.
Our culture isn't contagious it's hilarious.
D:
Ima have to go with the terrorists on this one, only we'll behead them acuz we feel like it...
XD
Do they really think Madonna is still worth threatening? This is 2007 terrorists, get with it.