Terrorists threaten to behead Britney Spears and Madonna.

This is the winner for the most absurd story of 2007.

Truth is, I absolutely cannot beat the commentary provided by OhNoTheyDidn't and my friend Bianca.

OhNoTheyDidn't: Dear terrorists: could you please start with the heads of those who watched her VMA performance first (you know, out of mercy), then work up to the great Jezebel, Unskinny Legs and All?

Bianca: Finally, and most hilariously, America would be brought back to the rampant paranoia and caution of the few month post-911.  But I get the feeling that if it were Brad Pitt who were in danger, rather than 3,000+ nameless office workers, public servants, and airline passengers along with a couple of buildings, the TERROR would truly be put in terrorism.  Would America finally be afraid?  Or would we use this as yet another excuse to engage in a war based on lies?

Read the full commentary at both links. And try to wrap your head around this.


Posted by PanasonicYouth on 09/12/2007 10:37 AM Visits: 309
Oh my God. What the hell is wrong with people these days?!

I'm so confused. I swear, I lost intelligence just reading this. Bleh.
hushmoney: 09/12/2007 11:05 AM
Nah, then we'd just officially declare war on Islam instead of terrorism.
Who knows what country we'd start of with though... oh wait.
Hmmm...no taxes or beheading headstrong women...no taxes or beheading headstrong women...

...no thanks, folks. I'm sticking with good old fashioned paganism.
mnone: 09/12/2007 11:57 AM
Oh shit. I'm actually in agreement with Theocratic Terrorists. This feels weird.
justsherrie808: 09/12/2007 12:20 PM
That was funny how the highlight of the day was Britney and not 9/11...
That's insane!
skintight: 09/12/2007 12:21 PM
ONTD, you complete me.
zombianca: 09/12/2007 12:23 PM
joromime said:
OhNoTheyDidn't, don't front like you guys didn't watch it too.7 million people tuned into the VMAs....so don't front. lolBut, does this mean that terrorists are reading the tabloid magazines at supermarkets, too?American pop culture is just oh so contagious isn't it?this is a total wtf in my book.I heard about this on some news outlet yesterday.whoa. lmao.interesting.

I don't think the terrorists are reading US Weekly. Go onto any America 'news' site and there's Britney Spears plastered all over.

Our culture isn't contagious it's hilarious.
skrillex666girl: 09/12/2007 12:24 PM
thats fucking stupid, i bet he liked watching them kiss. i think they are the satanic ones, and eye for an eye...we need to bomb those bastards. i don't like britney or madonna just so you know.
deadbeat: 09/12/2007 1:43 PM
the terrorist needs the shut the hell up.
ashleymg: 09/12/2007 2:00 PM
What..... the.........Hell?
tmafia: 09/12/2007 2:45 PM
hahahahahaha.
D:
greendaygreendaywoo: 09/12/2007 2:50 PM
YES! A DREAM COME TRUE!

Ima have to go with the terrorists on this one, only we'll behead them acuz we feel like it...


XD
mcrafipatd: 09/12/2007 7:41 PM
ughhh. stupid terrorists set a bad example for islam :[
monnie: 09/12/2007 8:25 PM
....uhhmmmmm..... is this supposed to be a THReat, or a TReat??? Terrorists are supposed to threaten attacks on things we hold sacred, not offer assistance in making our country a BETTER place! Apparently someone didn't do their homework....
Tanya: 09/13/2007 2:36 PM
Wait.

Do they really think Madonna is still worth threatening? This is 2007 terrorists, get with it.
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