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So, some friends and I made a New Moon parody.  Filmed in two days with a budget of $50.
 I play Stephenie Meyer with the aid of some lip plumper. It is finally online.  Go
watch.   Part 1 Part 2 Read more

With today's grand opening of Hollywood's latest book-to-movie endeavor New Moon, teenage girls
everywhere will be asking themselves the most important question of the month: Which is shirtless
hottie is hotter? Well, I am not a teenage girl, and I … Read more

So, last week's entry was fairly low-key, right?  I mean, a few crappy teeshirts and some gross
chocolate bars, but generally just, you know, bland.   Well, this week we step up our game a
bit, folks.  Because this week I'm wading thr… Read more

If you're like me, then the quickly approaching release date for New Moon leaves you with only one
desire: to crawl into a hole and not come out until the abstinence fueled Twi-frenzy goes back into
hibernation. But alas, this is really not possible… Read more

I'm still alive. In the last month or so, I have completed reading the second book in the Twilight
saga (WHY IS IT CALLED A SAGA THERE ARE NO DRAGONS OR VIKINGS HERE) called New Moon. We have
laughed. We have cried. There's been a lot of pain, both e… Read more