Animated Buzz (Literally)

(Please note, this entry makes reference to vibrators, cartoon nudity, and British people.  Proceed with caution.)

I meant to blog about this awhile ago but completely forgot!

Anyway, Jamie Hewlett, who you might remember as the artistic genius behind Tank Girl and The Gorillaz has done the artwork for, I shit you not, a collector's set of illustrated VIBRATORS.

Available at Jimmyjane.com (warning, this is a link to an online sex toy store, which is clean and professional looking, but still not really work safe in most situations.  Also, if the idea of highly sexualized cartoons bothers you, stop reading right here, I've posted pictures below) the set is reffered as the "Ultimate Member Collection" (OIC what they did thar!) and each individual toy will run you $275, but the entire set is bargain priced at $1,650.

Holy shit do I wish I had that kind of money for a vibator.

The artwork is definitely in Hewlett's trademark style.  Each of the six vibrators features a different character, complete with personality description and background information.  For example:


Major Maja Flink.  As the site puts it: "She's a cute assed cripple with a cause, after a near death vodka induced mile high pile up over Krakow left her crutch bound and callipered up to her hot little cold war crotch."

Or if you're looking for something a little more masculine on your battery operator boyfriend:

The Honorable Vane Sackful Smythe.  " He's the dandy, fondant fancy never short of underage arm candy." 

There are four others, two male and two female (this was the only female design I could post here without showing nipple, but there's nothing below the waist shown on any of the toys or their concept art).  But if you want one or more, hurry.  There's a limited edition of 1,500 sequentially numbered vibators being made.

And yes, I did just write an entire post about cartoon porn collector's vibrators.  My life is awesome.



Posted by Buzznet's Official New Age Amazon on 07/29/2007 7:57 AM Visits: 150
ninemiledetour: 07/29/2007 3:50 PM
Left out Vannity Unit? She is on a first name basis with President B. Franklin.
Left out Vannity Unit? She is on a first name basis with President B. Franklin.

Sadly, Miss Unit only had one pasty on. Otherwise, she would have made an appearance.
JargonTalk ©: 08/01/2007 11:47 PM
She needs to get these over to Anne Summers in the UK (the home of the Rampant Rabbit) and open her market in Europe. Awesome artwork!
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