Stephenie Meyer

In the sixth chapter of Eclipse, Stephenie Meyer makes light of one of the most hilarious subjects
to ever exist in our fine world: kidnapping. And possessive relationships. Seriously, it's comedy.
Once Edward learns that Bella's gonna visit Jacob wh… Read more

In the fifth chapter of Eclipse, Bella spends more time with Jacob, which Meyer uses as an
opportunity to fill in more backstory for why werewolves are the way they are and why Jacob is the
most awesome person ever. Oh yeah, except for that imprintin… Read more

In the fourth chapter of Eclipse, Bella makes a sudden decision to disobey Edward's demands and goes
to hang out with Jacob. Awesome, right? Wrong. Because we learn that Bella believes Edward has never
mistreated her, is the perfect boyfriend, and Ja… Read more

In the third chapter of Eclipse, Meyer spends a great deal of time demeaning every woman who tries
to be honest, stand up for herself, and or exhibit any sense of independence. Consequently, this
means she makes sure that every male that graces the p… Read more

In the second chapter of Eclipse, we are left dumbfounded by Edward removing the engine of Bella's
car in order to prevent her from seeing Jacob. Repeat: Edward removes the engine of Bella's car in
order to prevent her from from seeing Jacob. Did you… Read more