south park Blog and Journals

"Bill Kaulitz Totally Looks Like Pete Burns."

"Manzini Totally Looks Like Tom Kaulitz."

(Ma-who?)

"Brad Pitt Tottally Looks Like Vince Offer from Shamwow."

*shriek*

(that sick bastard has a name?!)

"Azura Skye Totally Looks Like Drew Barrymore."

"World of Warcraft Totally Looks Like Swine Flu."

(both contagious and deadly!)

"This Shirt Totally Looks Like A Toilet Seat Cover."

(keeping it sanitary!)

"This Poster Woman Totally Looks Like Michael Jackson."

*double shriek*

"This Bag Totally Looks Like Goomba (Super Mario Brothers)."

"Skeet Ulrich Totally Looks Like Johnny Depp."

"Darth Maul Totally Looks Like This Stink Bug."

"Ray Romano Totally Looks Like Zack Braff."

(Let's wear matching wallpaper shirts son!)

Wall-E Totally Looks Like Johnny-5.

(well we all knew his design wasn't original!)

"Bacardi Logo Totally Looks Like Swiss Air Force Logo."

CONSPIRACY!

"Baloo Totally Looks Like Little John."

(I sense laziness!)

"Bar Patrons Totally Look Like Statler & Waldorf from The Muppets."

"Barry Manilow Totally Looks Like Rod Stewart."

(I'm not the only one!!!!)

"Brutal Legend Guy Totally Looks Like Jack Black."

"Barton Fink Totally Looks Like Egon Spangler."

(both names are epic.)

"Belgian Socialist Party Poster Totally Looks Like Franz Ferdinand Album Cover."

(hey, she's gotta make a living too.)

"Bob Dylan Totally Looks Like Andy Samberg."

"Costume Party Bratz Doll Totally Looks Like Playboy Bunny Holly."

(I knew I hated Bratz!)

"Dawson County, DA Totally Looks Like a Scottish Terrier."

"Disappearing Igenue by Melissa Pritchard Totally Looks Like The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides."

(tsk tsk tsk)

"Dr. Phil Totally Looks Like Jeffrey Tambor."

(someone call LifeTime!!!)

"Elephant Animal Cracker Totally Looks Like Proboscis Monkey."

*honk*

"Evil Dead II Monster Totally Looks Like World's Ugliest Dog."

(that poor dog.)

"Funny Money Totally Looks Like Fun with Dick and Jane."

(hurrrr)

"Gary Spivey Totally Looks Like Spaceball."

(and he thought his hair was original...HAW.)

"Girl on Cover of Popular Vote Totally Looks Like Girl on Cover of Geek High."

(show of hands, how many of you believe this IS the same girl? or at least the same outfit)

"Gonk Totally Looks Like Trash a Can."

(no one will never notice that he's just two spraypainted Rubbermaid bins!)

"Guy in the painting 'Ruby, Gold, and Malachite'
by Scott Tuke totally looks like Gilligan."

(what a creative painting name... I bet it took hours for him to come up with it...)

"Vogue Cover Totally Looks Like WW1 Propoganda."

(now that's what I call inspiration!)

"Harriet Tubman Totally Looks Like E.T."

(no comment)

"Infected Mushroom album Totally Looks Like Seether album."

(has anyone even heard of Infected Mushroom??!)

"Spencer Pratt Totally Looks Like Shaving Fun Ken."

(it definitely reflects his "career" perfectly! easily removed with warm water...)

"Bad Religion's 'Suffer' album Totally Looks Like NOFX's 'Surfer' album."

(.....)

"The King from Cinderella Totally Looks Like Senior from Orange County Choppers."

(pappy has a wild side!)

"The Pope Totally Looks Like a Cockatoo."

*snicker*

"Junior Soprano Totally Looks Like Six Flags Guy."

(I knew he had a softer side...)

"S.W.A.T. Assault flash game Totally Looks Like Halo 3 ghost town."

(now that's just sad...)

"Smeagol Totally Looks Like Constantine."

"Maurice Tillet Totally Looks Like Shrek."

(I'd hit it...)

"Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Trilogy of Terror Zuni Doll."

"Little Tikes Police Car Totally Looks Like City Mobil.)

(where can I get one?!)

"Mary Kate Olson Totally Looks Like Ozzy Osbourne."

(yummeh)

"Larry King Totally Looks Like a Big Nosed Monkey."

again, *honk*

"New Goodwrench logo Totally Looks Like Quicktime logo."

(now if only they combined Quicktime WITH Goodwrench... that would be one damn good wrench. Enjoy fixing that sink with some killer tunes! Forget the iPod!)

"Kenny from South Park Totally Looks Like a Hair Dryer."

*guffaw*

"Radar Totally Looks Like a Duck."

(and as you can see, this mallard is honing in on Little Rock and Batesville.)

"Stanley Hudson from 'The Office' Totally Looks Like Punch Out's Doc Louis."

 

And last, but not least....

"Amy Winehouse Totally Looks Like this Trainwreck."

(that is by far the most dead on one.)