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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’: Chapter 35

In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry is thrust into having to deal with the events that just happened to him immediately. In a flurry of activity, Moody takes…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’: Chapter 30

In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after waiting hundreds of pages and wanting to know SO BAD what is going on, this book gets so fucking real. Intrigued? Then…


Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’: Chapter 25

In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, SHIT JUST GOT SO UNBELIEVABLY REAL. WHAT THE HELL. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’: Chapter 18

In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry’s fight with Ron only gets worse and worse. Despite Hermione’s best attempts to be a reasonable human being, our two male heroes…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’: Chapter 14

In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, EVERYTHING MARK HAS EVER KNOWN ABOUT THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’: Chapter 9

In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’: Chapter 8

In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s sadness inspires a story of sadness that’s very sadness because sad sad sad. Then Harry makes (sort of) friends with Professor Lupin…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’: Chapter 7

In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Malfoy uses his injury in Hagrid’s class to make everyone around him as miserable as possible. And then: BOGGARTS! Intrigued? Then it’s time…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 16

In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny acts weird, Percy is a douche, Lockhart is a horrible human being, Harry and Ron discover what’s in the Chamber of Secrets,…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, everything just became so exciting and awesome and omg PARSELMOUTH. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’: Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry and Ron make their second trip to Hogwarts. Oh, and EVERYTHING GOES WRONG. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to ready Harry…


Mark Watches ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’

It’s time for a party! Get out your copies of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone and get ready to hit play while thousands of other Buzznetters watch the first HP movie. And then: we will…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 17

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 16

In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry manages to barely make it through exams at the end of his first year, but suddenly realizes that the Sorcerer’s Stone is still…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 14

In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, our main characters become even more awesome than they already were as the plot blasts forward at a lightning speed. Oh. One more thing.…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 13

In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, shit gets real. A great deal of the bizarre hints, clues, or minor plot developments take a major leap forward and open up a…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 12

In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, everything that may have been weak, rushed, or awkward with the final chapter is completely redeemed by the events in this one. Invisibility? Screaming…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry plays his first full match of Quidditch. Teamed against Slytherin, we’re surprised that the main antagonist is not, in fact, Draco Malfoy. (STUPID…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 10

In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, we finally learns the rules of Quidditch. Brains explode. WHAT. And then there is a troll. And it is not one on the Internet.…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’: Chapter 8

In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry experiences his first day as a student at Hogwarts. It is akin to attempting to walk through a maze while on acid. And…