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crappy haiku movie review of the week - snakes on a plane

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

every week, i write about crappy haiku. but only rarely does a film come along that so perfectly lends itself to the crappy haikuification process, that to not write about it would almost be a crime. like leonardo davinci painting great works of art, or britney spears marrying douchebags, this week's movie was simply destined for life as a crappy haiku. and it proved that samuel l. jackson is not only a badass, but an uncannily talented poetic genius as well.

- it's snakes on a plane! (thanks to helen099 for giving me the idea)

snakes on a plane

i've had it with these

motherfuckin' snakes

on this motherfuckin' plane!

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

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Comments (9)

	skintight: 08/17/2009 11:54 AM That was art.
	starlorsummers: 08/17/2009 12:05 PM skintight said: That was art. thank you! bows
	The Absent-Minded Professor.: 08/17/2009 12:13 PM I told everyone that movie was poetry. Did they believe me? No.
	vivisaur: 08/17/2009 12:15 PM omg lol. samuel jackson.
	Legion of Doom: 08/17/2009 12:44 PM commonnonsense said: I told everyone that movie was poetry. Did they believe me? No. Same here! I tried to say it was an art film disguised as a really shitty, no plot, bad dialogue D-grade movie...but everyone disagreed. But a great haiku and one of the best lines in the history of all movies.
	Seb ™★★★: 08/17/2009 3:19 PM OMG that was the worst movie EVAR & I love what you did with it.
	starlorsummers: 08/17/2009 4:25 PM missxshocking said: Same here! I tried to say it was an art film disguised as a really shitty, no plot, bad dialogue D-grade movie...but everyone disagreed. But a great haiku and one of the best lines in the history of all movies. they'll come around. someday. no other line in the history of cinema has summed up the human condition like "i've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!" seb said: OMG that was the worst movie EVAR & I love what you did with it. thank you :)
	katiejrod: 08/18/2009 10:42 AM i have yet to see that movie, but i feel as tho the haiku was a gazillion times better than it could ever be. snaps
	iska: 08/20/2009 11:14 AM skintight said: That was art. agree :D