Sissy Spacek Blog and Journals

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

what most people don't know about this week's movie is that it's actually a prequel to star wars. it tells the tale of tormented female jedi knight, carrie white, and her descent into the dark side of the force after she gets soaked with a bucket of pig's blood at the prom, which really pisses her off because red like, totally clashes with her jimmy choos. ugh, the nerve! also if you look really closely, you'll notice that the lunch lady is played by chewbacca -it's carrie!

carrie

carrie's teased a lot

she wrecks her prom for vengeance

also for the lulz

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...