Jennifer Garner: She Is Very the Handsome Man



Daredevil actress Jennifer Garner is seen here in the Brentwood, California, neighborhood she calls home.  Jen seems to be responding to a Borat-influenced heckler who has congratulated her on being such a handsome man.  Jennifer points to her chest as if the bumps there prove conclusively that she is a fine and manly example of the female gender.

Garner's gesture of breast awareness is entirely superfluous.  If Jennifer is a man, then her union with stone-faced Ben Affleck is a gay marriage, making her a homosexual male, which of course is ridiculous.

Jennifer Garner would have been the first gay guy ever to have been in a movie with both Ben Affleck and Colin Farrell (the aforementioned Daredevil) who did not fixate on Colin and leave Ben alone.





Posted by poxline on 11/08/2006 5:15 PM Visits: 677
wychlea: 11/09/2006 3:10 PM
You know, I actually enjoyed "Alias", but what has she done for us lately? Nuthin'!
sacredobsession: 11/09/2006 9:58 PM
I'm so confused =0-p
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