Sarah Silverman Blog and Journals

One of the world's least funny couple, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, broke up.  Now she can start dating someone even less funny than him, like Ben Stiller or Jack Black or Adam Sandler, and when they compete in the world's least funny couple next year, they're a shoe in for the trophy.  I know that was their goal in breaking up.

Steven Page, of the Bare Naked Ladies, has been arrested on charges of possession of Cocaine.  I'm so upset over this I could cry.  Weed, yea, no big, have you ever heard ANYTHING EVER written by them?  They're pot heads... But coke?  Please don't do that....


Awwww so wholesome and cute

Jake and Reese were seen in Paris.  They had lunch, she went to vogue, he went somewhere else, then they ,met up for tea.  Yes, you read that right, they got TEA.  Then they watched the traditional Bastille day fireworks with her kids.  Jake was seen holding her daughter on his shoulders so she could get a better view.  Awwwww

leaving but not so its ok

William Peterson is leavign CSI.  He's Gill Grissom on the Las Vegas incarnation of the hit series-s (how would I pluralize that?)  He'll continue to appear as a sometime guest appearance and producer...  Are they going to replace him?  Who cares, as long as my true love Carmine Giovinazzo (Danny Messer) is still on CSI: New York.  Mmmmmmm men with muscles and tattoos and deep raspy voices... mmmmmmmmmm... ::spaces out::

Sorry I got distracted.


She's so pretty... he looks silly

Anyhow, Alicia Keys is in the super uber lead to do the next James song.  Good.  She's up against such heavy hitters as Duran Duran and Annie Lenox (and Beyoncé and Leona Lewis, whoever the hell that is).  I'm cheering for Alicia.