crappy haiku movie review of the week - cruel intentions 33beb968 - Ryan Phillip

crappy haiku movie review of the week - cruel intentions

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week, one of my most favoritest movies ever...seriously, if you haven't seen this movie, stop whatever you're doing right now and run out and rent it. if you're at work, quit. if you're driving, pull over and stop every passing motorist until you find one who will act out the entire movie for you right there on the side of the road. oh, and then ask if they'll act out save the last dance too, because how awesome would that be? - cruel intentions!

cruel intentions

two kids make a bet

a lady plays backgammon

and these girls make out

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

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Comments (3)

	starlorsummers: 11/18/2008 11:30 AM jurassicjack said: I haven't seen the movie, but now I just might XD this is awesome. :)Have you done Mean Girls? That would be so awesome. Or Die Hard! :D i may do mean girls soon, cuz someone else requested it last week too
	0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3: 11/18/2008 1:41 PM Hahahaha...
	The Lizard Queen: 12/04/2008 10:57 AM You forgot to mention how they played Bittersweet Symphony at the end of the move...that was the best friggin part...Oh well! I will leave the haiku-ing to the haiku master :D Good job..and I love how you HAD to mention the girls make out...typical :P