In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry, Ron, and Hermione escape the Burrow and face surprising consequences of doing so. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the wedding of Bill and Fleur is celebrated. It’s then distracted by two humongous events that are game-changers for the series. And I will…
In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry finally turns seventeen and rejoices in the ability to use magic whenever he wants. This moment, however, is nearly ruined by the appearance…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry learns how much Ron and Hermione have sacrificed so they can accompany him on his search for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. In the process. Hermione…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Order of the Phoenix waits to see who survived Voldemort’s attack. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Mad-Eye Moody arrives with Harry’s friends and surprises Harry with his plan for transporting him to safety. When they do leave, however, Rowling shows…
I’m hoping to have a little fun with this because…wow, this is weird to do. No more books after this one. 🙁
Anyway, let’s start with my predictions for Half-Blood Prince:
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wizarding world gathers at Hogwarts to say goodbye. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the mourning begins. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the entire story we’ve been lead to believe in the past six books is completely and utterly shattered. Did shit get real? It’s probably…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry returns to another lesson with Dumbledore. For the first time, the memories they visit don’t contain all the answers, but what they do…
In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we learn how severe Ron’s poisoning is. Unfortunately, that means McLaggen takes Ron’s place during Quidditch, but we all win when Luna Lovegood announces…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, sixth year students begin to learn how to Apparate and it proves to be the most difficult task they’ve faced yet. Then Ron ingests…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry spends time with the Weasley family during Christmas, where he has an eye-opening conversation with two characters this book has largely ignored. Intrigued?…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron and Hermione’s war of passive-aggression continues to irritate everyone involved. Then Harry overhears (again) a conversation between Snape and Draco that seems to…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, there’s trickery abound, but it doesn’t really matter because of Hermione’s heartbreak. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry starts being a bit risky with his use of the Half-Blood Prince’s Potions book, drawing the concern and ire of Hermione. But a…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Gryffindor goes through Quidditch try outs and the trio visits Hagrid. Oh, and Hermione BREAKS ALL THE RULES. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Snape continues to act suspiciously, Potions is actually enjoyable, and then everything changes. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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