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Immoderate Welshman Jamie Oliver claims that he is contemplating a booze-free existence after losing a bag of barf and passing out on an airplane toilet. The Lostprophets keyboard player confessed to WENN news service: "I spewed all the way to the airport, then walked into the airport with the bag of spew. I went through customs, and I don't know where the bag of spew went. And I blacked out in the toilet and the plane was 20 minutes late waiting for me. " Is Jamie right to consider abandoning alcohol, or is he showing a momentary weakness?

United Kingdom casualty Amy Winehouse has hit a rocky road at the beginning of her long-anticipated English tour, and Mum is concerned. "My heart goes out to her," says Janis Winehouse. "I wouldn't hesitate to tell her to pull out if I feared she was in danger. I don't want Amy destroying herself." Does Mum have any chance of pulling Amy's plug?

Serial rehab grad Lindsay Lohan's recent "mistakes" have included cocaine possession, multiple DUI and commandeering an auto to scare the hell out of a former employee's mother. For these crimes, the volatile redhead recently spent a total of 84 minutes in custody. Was this punishment harsh, lenient or in-between?

My Chemical Romance brain trust Gerard Way recently dissected the "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" mindset in Rolling Stone."It's a dinosaur. Honestly, it's bullsh**. We're all artists, and we're all nuts in some way, but you can treat people with respect and yourself with respect." Is Gerard right, or is he just a killjoy?

British mess and Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty tells the November 5, 2007, issue of US magazine online: "I feel fantastic! Everything’s really cool right now. People are gonna try and bring you back down, but I’m strong now. I’m just really f----in’ happy. I’ve had many chances. Now life’s good.” Unfortunately for these quotes, the Sun UK simultaneously ran a phone-camera video that appears to prove that Doherty is still injecting heroin. If Pete was misquoted, what did he really mean to say?

Lushes give all sorts of booze-brained reasons for soaking in the sauce. Spiraling singer Amy Winehouse's justifications for nonstop inebriation are typical of the genre: "I'm quite an insecure person. I'm very insecure about the way I look. I mean, I'm a musician not a model. The more insecure I felt, the more I'd drink." Does Amy have a point or is she just making excuses?

Saturated singer Amy Winehouse has sworn off the sauce. But only before going on stage to perform. After the show, all bets are off. This half measure of wisdom was apparently inspired by an insipid, shambling start to Amy's European tour. If Amy really believes that her concerts will go better without alcohol, what other life events might she want to abstain for?

Breanna Tierney's world fell apart after her live-in boyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, reportedly had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a rehab stairwell. Lindsay will probably dump Riley soon. Should Breanna consider taking him back?

Life is supposed to get better when your fiance goes to rehab, but 22-year-old Breanna Tierney's world fell apart after her live-in boyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, reportedly had sex with dopey Lindsay Lohan in a stairwell at the clinic. Riley, who gave Breanna an engagement ring of fake diamonds, will probably be discarded by Lindsay as soon as she has access to a wider pool of potential stairwell partners. Should Breanna even consider taking Riley back?

United Kingdom news sources are reporting that style icon Amy Winehouse is donating 50 thousand English pounds to a Romanian orphanage where the children have been exploited by hair poachers. Evidently, the worldwide trend for hair extensions has resulted in a black market of stolen hair being pilfered off the skulls of motherless Eastern European waifs. Since Winehouse relies upon hair other than her own to stack her trademark rat's nest do, she decided to cough up the dough in an effort to raise awareness of the orphans' plight. Would a better gesture be to stop using extensions and …Read More

Post-teen fashion mavens Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

With every positive comes a negative, and English mess Pete Doherty seems to have traded drug addiction for a meat pie affliction. Though arguably healthier looking than he has appeared in years, the former Kate Moss cross to bear is well on his way to a lead role in a stage revival of Porky Pig Meets the Sweat Hogs. If you were forced to date sweaty, pasty Pete, would you take him thin and strung out or plump and placid?

It seems like just a few months ago that Britney Spears was knocked up with a leeching wanna-rap loser's second kid, attacking cars with umbrellas while running around bald, flashing her lady bits to the paparazzi and talking while her mouth was full of food. Obviously, these events did not all occur on the same day. But look at last week alone: The Louisiana popped tart ran out on an intervention staged by her immediate family, refused to open the door to her home for a visitation from her two court-removed sons, applied for a job as a bartender …Read More

The British press is reporting that junkie cat abuser Pete Doherty mailed a dead rodent with a pin stuck through it to his ex-girlfriend Kate Moss. Is this a gesture of true love or deranged obsession?

Celebrity consumption has reached all time highs -- both in the quantity of celebrity coverage we normal people consume and in the quantity of intoxicants consumed by these celebrities. Fiona Bowden of Women in Journalism believes that news coverage of Amy Winehouse strolling bloody down the street and Kate Moss carting around her junkie boyfriend Pete Doherty "acts as an encouragement to young people." Does watching celebrities OD make you want to get high?

Serial sloppy drunk and druggie Amy Winehouse is on a rebound, not being seen bleeding in public or admitted to a trauma unit in the past ten days, but somewhere along the way, she seems to have lost one of her pearly whites yellows. Where did Amy's tooth go?