The Road to Mordor

The Road to Mordor

Like the idiot I am, on Friday in 106 degree weather, I hiked up Piestewa Peak in Phoenix. It's also called Squaw Peak - which we learned in college was the "Indian" word for "vagina." That lovely experience in mulitculturalism aside, I left my house BEFORE the heat danger zone of hiking but got lost and lost some more and hit the trail an hour after I should have been home. I have heat exhaustion and Ashley has ordered me to drink and stay in bed.

Dude, it's June. That's my plan until school starts. Eat. Drink. Sleep.

For now, at least, I will stay off of mountains out of movies that Melody dresses up as characters from.
alexv: 06/17/2007 12:01 AM
Who are Ashley and Melody?
Abbzinthe: 06/17/2007 3:57 AM
OH MY GOD, I love this pic and now I LOVE THAT WORD!!!! WOOHOOO!
Abbzinthe: 06/17/2007 3:58 AM
I'm so happy. I can't wait to call dawniedawn a big fat smelly rotten SQUAW.
Sorry to exploit you like this, sprit. I'm just so juvenile that way.
Jai: 06/18/2007 5:08 AM
did you at least destroy the ring?
spritopias: 06/19/2007 1:28 PM
Sorry, Cheney has it
spritopias: 06/19/2007 11:34 PM
alexv said:
Who are Ashley and Melody?
Ashley is my coworker, Melody is the Jedi padawan/pirate wench boarder of Emily's
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