The Road to Mordor
Like the idiot I am, on Friday in 106 degree weather, I hiked up Piestewa Peak in Phoenix. It's also called Squaw Peak - which we learned in college was the "Indian" word for "vagina." That lovely experience in mulitculturalism aside, I left my house BEFORE the heat danger zone of hiking but got lost and lost some more and hit the trail an hour after I should have been home. I have heat exhaustion and Ashley has ordered me to drink and stay in bed.
Dude, it's June. That's my plan until school starts. Eat. Drink. Sleep.
For now, at least, I will stay off of mountains out of movies that Melody dresses up as characters from.
Dude, it's June. That's my plan until school starts. Eat. Drink. Sleep.
For now, at least, I will stay off of mountains out of movies that Melody dresses up as characters from.









Sorry to exploit you like this, sprit. I'm just so juvenile that way.