Phil Collins

Sometimes, people in bands make mistakes. Like leaving said band. They think they don’t need their friends. And then… Oops, yeah they do. The only question: which has been the most pathetic “liberation” of a band member?

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations go here.
To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.
To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.
To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.
To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.
To vote in our fifth category, “Lies!” go here.
To Vote in our Sixth category “Say What” go here. To Vote in our Seventh category “To the Thunderdome With You!” To Vote in our Eighth Category “The MMM..Bop Award for most Annoying Single” go here.

The Double-Slammy. You know those albums your friends with bad taste in music made you listen to? Or the ones you listened to with your friends just to laugh at? Or the ones that you somehow got talked into buying without any former knowledge of the artist’s embarrassing lack of talent? And then you ended up crying on the floor as blood oozed from your ears as a result? Well… Message to our nominees: Not only does your album suck, but you suck too. Take that!

Only three categories into this award process, we’ve come to notice a few things: You all REALLY hate Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, and Hannah Montana. But in the spirit of not repeating ourselves, we’ve tried to go with a more minority viewpoint. Except with Avril. We’ll make sure she is nominated as much as possible. Paris too. But Hannah Montanna we’ll go easy on since she’s a kid. Once was enough.

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations, go here.

To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.


To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.