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Paris Hilton needs a BFFPoor Paris! Last season’s new BFF Brittany just didn’t cut it, huh? We’re sure Paris has plenty of real life acquaintances to choose from, but that wouldn’t be much fun now would it? Thus the second installment of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF premiered last week on June 2. On the first episode, the prospective BFFs headed to Vegas to pass a few challenges including tiger-petting and a pole dancing competition. Some contestants, however, didn’t cut it; Rachel made the tiger mad and was sent home. While the sole boy competitor Stephen, a deep V-neck wearing gay Mormon, couldn’t …Read More |
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Paris Hilton's Political Humor is...Funny?Odds are, Paris Hilton wouldn't normally have involved herself in the current political situation. After all, she's Paris Hilton and she's got other things to do, like shopping and picking out her new BFF. But after John McCain's camp ran an ad negatively comparing opponent Barack Obama to Hilton in an attempt to mock Obama's supposed "celebrity status," Hilton and her family were outraged...especially considering the $4,600 they'd donated to McCain's campaign earlier this year! Oh no he di-int...
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Comment of the Day: JoshuaIn response to his own Buzznet Originals thread, Joshua writes:
I come on buzznet to find my paris hilton cd pic on the front page AHHHHH!!! just owned myself ... WTF! Consider it a talent, Joshua! |
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Community Photo: Zui Suicide is Paris' BFFZui Suicide has just announced (through a new photo) that she'll be on the upcoming season of Paris Hilton's newest reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Check out the photo and wish Zui good luck!
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Benji Madden Writes Love Song for Paris HiltonParis Hilton and Benji Madden have been together a whopping two months now, so it's high time the less-attractive Madden twin (shut it, you know Joel is hotter) should pen a love song for his celebutante girlfriend. And he did. Get the skinny.
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Paris Hilton's "Hottie" worst film of all timeThis could possibly restore my faith in humanity: Paris Hilton's latest venture into film, The Hottie and The Nottie, has been given the dubious distinction of, "The Worst Film of ALL Time" by IMDB. It's as if the world is finally coming to their senses and rejecting this waste of space.
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Forever The Sickest 'Hotties'Straight from the hottie's blog, Paris Hilton has name-dropped Texas powerpop band Forever The Sickest Kids. Why you ask? Well she goes on to talk about the premiere for her recent date movie The Hottie or the Nottie Read more...
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Terrible Paris Hilton movie confirmed; trailer releasedMaybe that last bit of news seemed like a cruel joke, but we now have ultimate confirmation that Paris Hilton's ironic foray into cinema is real: a full trailer. Do not watch with children in the room. Sorry if we ruined your holidays.
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Paris Hilton to star in trainwreck of a movieHave we really reached a point where this kind of movie is even allowed? Starring Paris Hilton, next year's romantic comedy disaster, The Hottie And The Nottie seems to suggest that good looking people don't have personalities. Only ugly girls do. Can you handle this kind of irony?
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Paris Hilton scares off German lowlifesThe German degenerate is known by his love of poop porn, public regurgitation and not tipping, but the A Socialite's Life tour guide points out that he draws the line at fraternizing with Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton is Little Miss ChristmasAnd she's getting her shop on at Kitson. Which one of her friends is getting 'Deceptively Delicious' under their tree? Kind of a weak spree for a woman of her income, eh?
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Favorite events in pop culture of 2007I present you all with my favorite events of 2007.
9. Britney getting her kids taken away. It's for the best of Britney and the children. 8. My starting of high school. Sorry, I just had to put that in somewhere... 7. Bret dumps Lacey on Rock of Love. Thank GOD she's gone! 6. Heidi and Lauren bitch it out on The Hills. No more catfight! Pull out the fangs! 5. Cobra Starship's release of !Viva La Cobra! I literally dragged my friends …Read More |
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Useless Celebrity Index: Where's the dudes?The New York Daily News compiled a list of the world's five most useless celebrities, and only three are habitual blondes. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian all made a ranking topped by Heidi Montag. Conspicuously absent were all the world's men. Who goes on your list of useless famous males?
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Gwar want to kill Bush, Bam and Paris. Who first?Horror metal jokers Gwar were quoted by Seattlepi.com as swearing from the stage that they hate celebrities and desire to kill George Bush, Paris Hilton and Bam Margera. Which one should they snuff first?
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Christina Aguilera crotch shot: Deliberate or accident?Mighty lunged force of pop Christina Aguilera is so busy expecting her first baby that she didn't bother to put on panties before opening her legs and stepping out of her car in front of a team of candid photographers. So now photos of Aguilera's stressed pantyhose are spread all over the Internet. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have all pulled the same stunt, minus baby bump, which in the past caused Christina to remark: “I say keep your legs closed. There’s a proper way to make sure privates are kept private. That’s just …Read More
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden: Charity begins with them. Who will follow?Beanpole with a bump Nicole Richie and her impregnating pal Joel Madden have their hearts and other people's wallets in the right place. According to People news, Nicole and Joel have established the Richie Madden Children's Foundation to benefit underprivileged moms-to-be. Which celebs should follow suit with self-centered thematic charitable organizations?
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'Saw' star talks hoodiesDJ Rossstar gets dissed by Slash and stiffed by Paris . Tobin Bell aka Jigsaw from the Saw movies dishes on the horror of hoodies and Halloween star Daeg Farech reveals his creepy Halloween outfit for this year. Watch it all go down from the red carpet of Spike TV's 2007 Scream Awards.
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Kim Kardashian turns 27. How old is that in butt years?XXX DVD star, Fall Out Boy video model and Paris Hilton friend Kim Kardashian turned 27-years-old over the weekend. Is the butt younger or older than the rest of Kim?
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