Pamela Anderson Blog and Journals

Last night, I was going through the week's tattoo news when my sister insisted I stop and watch her most favorite TV addiction, Chelsea Lately -- a late night talk show surprisingly smart and witty especially considering it airs on the E Channel (a channel that puts on shows like Top Ten Celeb Baby Mamas Dramas). But even in my TV break I couldn't get away from needled news. Chelsea's hilarious opening monologue focused on one thing: Tattoos. Specifically, the classy, dare I say, highbrow 'wedding ink' of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. I expect nothing less than from the woman who put forth that tour de force Glitter. Grey Goose shot out my nose as Chelsea mocked the misguided celeb body 'art' . I just had to put the clip of it here for ya to start the news round-up. Enjoy!

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Celebrities are actually made in a factory in L.A. Jennifer Aniston is actually like 150 years old. They just rearrange their body parts every time one of them falls out of the spot light. Pam Anderson just got the crown of Anna Nicole's head intalled. Beyonce is like Barbie and Rhianna is like a Bratz version of her. Renee Zelweger's face came from a factory malfunction. It doesn't look half bad. I just wouldn't buy that robot. They're made of the same shit that those sex dolls from HBO's Real Sex are made of. They don't have genitailia so that's why you rarely see any full frontal nudity. The other frontal nudity shots were doctored. I wouldn't lie to ya.

Here's a funny little New Yearsy tidbit.

Apparently, Kid Rock isn't as "over" Pamela Anderson as it initially appeared.  The story goes like this:  Tommy Lee has been Jeering at Kid over his failed marriage to the former Mrs. Lee, and Kid got so annoyed he tried to bust down Tommy's door to force him to shut up.

Unfortunatly, Kid's little tirade didn't go excatly as planned, because the door he tried to bust down belonged to a family staying at the same hotel as Tommy.  Kid Rock was apparently taken down by security, but not before signing autograph for the family whose evening he disrupted with this threats and temper.

The artist formerly known as the lucky, pot-bellied bastard who was having sex with whenever he wanted to will probably remain celibate this Christmas.  Pam Anderson

Kid Rock has volunteered to deploy in a Middle East war zone and provide entertainment to American soldiers.

That's how tough breaking up is to do.  Flying off to a sand-blasted death pit is preferable to fighting it out at home.

Pamela Anderson doesn't have to worry about what she's going to buy her new husband, Kid Rock, for Christmas.  And Kid will not need to fight Pammy for the last beer in the twelve-pack as the New Year rings in.  All these two blond lovebirds want this holiday season is to get the hell away from one another.

According to reports published by an AOL/Time-Warner source, both Kid and Pam filed divorce papers Monday morning, with Kid's documents sliding into the courthouse 53 minutes ahead of Pam's.

Pam's notarized version of events listed the date of separation as November 21st, while Kid's papers pinpointed the moment of dissolution at November 27th.  Either way, this year must have brought a Thanksgiving to remember to the Rock household.

Uninformed observers are speculating that either Mom or Dad got caught stuffing or being stuffed by the wrong turkey.

The pair of globe-trotting soulmates stretched out the headline value of their marriage by conducting wedding ceremonies in various locations throughout the world.  No word has been received on whether or not the divorce will be finalized with signature ceremonies at Jumbo's Clown Room strip bar and the Royal Oak Krispy Kreme outlet.

In fairness to Ms. Anderson and Mr. Rock, their union lasted longer than it took being married to Nicole Kidman to drive Keith Urban into rehab.