Oxford scientists "discover" parallel universes. (!!!!!!!)

I will simply echo the sentiments of my beloved blogger sister, Melissa: HOLY ZOMG, THIS IS THE COOLEST THING ON THE PLANET.

Seriously, I can't even begin to stress how gigantically huge this discovery is. If it pans out fully, our entire perception of the world will by systematically changed.

But let me back up and try to explain this to you. (You can find the source article here.)
  • The parallel universe theory, first proposed in 1950 by the US physicist Hugh Everett, helps explain mysteries of quantum mechanics that have baffled scientists for decades, it is claimed.

    In Everett's "many worlds" universe, every time a new physical possibility is explored, the universe splits. Given a number of possible alternative outcomes, each one is played out - in its own universe.

There was an awesome (though Mulderless) episode of The X Files in Season 9 called "4D" that addressed this very issue; in many ways, it confused the fuck out of fans, simply because it's incredibly difficult to think about our world in this way.

The episode centered around a man who could simply travel in between parallel universes. In one, he was a meek and shy mother's boy. In another, he was a ruthless killer and a psychopath. Obviously, the writers took some physical and scientific liberties, but the basic science was there: At any given time, when any action occurs at the physical and subatomic level, the universe "splits" into all of the given possibilities.

Do you realize what this means?????
  • A motorist who has a near miss, for instance, might feel relieved at his lucky escape. But in a parallel universe, another version of the same driver will have been killed. Yet another universe will see the motorist recover after treatment in hospital. The number of alternative scenarios is endless.

    It is a bizarre idea which has been dismissed as fanciful by many experts. But the new research from Oxford shows that it offers a mathematical answer to quantum conundrums that cannot be dismissed lightly - and suggests that Dr Everett, who was a Phd student at Princeton University when he came up with the theory, was on the right track.

    Commenting in New Scientist magazine, Dr Andy Albrecht, a physicist at the University of California at Davis, said: "This work will go down as one of the most important developments in the history of science."

Most assuredly. This could explain so many unexplained phenomenon that we experience in this universe: UFOs could be ships from parallel universes. Ghosts could come from another universe. People disappearing out of thin air could be attributed to this as well.

Ok, I'm certainly getting way ahead of myself. This is still just a proposed mathematical theory that explains a lot. But just imagine how amazing this would be!!!!!!

Posted by PanasonicYouth on 09/25/2007 9:20 AM Visits: 512
I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 09/25/2007 9:42 AM
So, in theory, we could learn to travel between these alternate realities, like the aforementiones "X-Files" character?
I agree with your threory that this could explain a lot of "myterious" or "mystical" phenomena, like ghosts, UFO's, near-death experiences, religious visions (I know, I'm adding a few LOL).
I KNEW there had to be a reasonable explanation for it all!
I'd like to meet the evil parallel me.

Wait, fuck, I AM the evil parallel me.
Seb ™★★★: 09/25/2007 9:46 AM
I have an evil twin from parallel universe I blame everything on. JK
murfgrl: 09/25/2007 9:49 AM
Oh Jesus!! That just made me feel dumb.
PanasonicYouth: 09/25/2007 9:50 AM
Don't feel dumb! Quantam mechanics is some of the most complicated and hard-to-understand line of thought there is! :)
hushmoney: 09/25/2007 10:01 AM
This is beyond awesome. Now I have some sort of backing for experiencing ghosts, and now maybe people will take my theories a bit more seriously.
I think out-of-body experiences could perhaps be explained by this too.
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
Ah, this totally made my day (or, life?). Thanks!
ArtsySF ©: 09/25/2007 10:03 AM
Very thought-provoking topic of interest. Thanks for posting this Mark!
rockinponda: 09/25/2007 10:07 AM
Sliders is real!!!! Sorry...I used to love that show. I already knew parallel universes existed because of X-Men. They taught me everything.

And if anyone had any doubt about what a nerd I am, this comment should clear that up....
picturemedrowning: 09/25/2007 10:07 AM
oh woooahhhh i love stuff like this!! i watch shows on it all the time =]
ignatz: 09/25/2007 10:10 AM
I bet the corndogs are better in the other one.
I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 09/25/2007 10:12 AM
Sliders is real!!!! Sorry...I used to love that show. I already knew parallel universes existed because of X-Men. They taught me everything. And if anyone had any doubt about what a nerd I am, this comment should clear that up....
I thought about "Sliders", too. And "Quantum Leap", although technically "QL" was about time travel.
But yeah, basically this may confirm that 50% of all sci-fi is at least possible (LOL not jumping the gun at all).
PanasonicYouth: 09/25/2007 10:13 AM
ignatz said:
I bet the corndogs are better in the other one.

Psht. Where are you getting your corn dogs???
P. Emerson Williams: 09/25/2007 10:30 AM
cutupyourthroatx: 09/25/2007 12:08 PM
Sweet Jesus. Is this for real?!
Haha good old Oxford ;)
xcupcakexcamper: 09/25/2007 2:27 PM
i cant belive it.
you mean to tell me in another universe the war in iraq is won,
the usa is a shining eutopia with no CO2 emmisons,
and the dark lord voldemort is harry's dad??!!!
i cant grasp it.
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