nickcannon Blog and Journals

Alright....so I always have this plan to stay locked to my blog and bring you the ewwy-gooey goings on and gossip surrounding my picture perfect existence.  Unfortunately it never really shapes up that way.

I'll come back for a day and then be traitorous to the bump and grind of syllables.

Regaurdless, with that said I have to inform that there is much more that have gone on behind the scenes...

I have a new frenemy.  Pretty much everyone has them.  This one is a doosy.  she's generally a frenemy to everyone regaurdless due to her tendency to go on long angry rants to rooms full of bored and obscenely uninterested people.  We were on good terms but I think the work ethic and general holier-than-thou finally took it's toll.

I feel no loss.

I gigantic secret has finally come out in a night of disappointment aided by the dismissal of that sense, reason, and inhibitions.

Let's just say this little theatre world my nary be the same.

Now to another A-Lister world.  I swear Mariah Carey is not as young as she says she is.  I picture her being a 48 year old right now with more botox then that poor unfotunate woman who turned herself into a human Barbie-doll....or Joan Rivers *shudder*

And what's with this plan to get married - sorry...remarried- to Nick Cannon every year?

1.You look like his babysitter.

2. Married every year in Hollywood?  Please....the next "ceremony" you'll have will be in a divorce court.

I have more hope for the cute Miss Simpson...or formerlly Miss. Simpson I should say.  I don't care what anyone says.  She's my guilty pleasure for sure.  And if you're going to have a guilty pleasure it might as well be a charming one.  Thus...I root for her.

Anyways...that's all the rant I can handle for one afternoon!  More updates to come I'm sure.