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Netflix: WTF

And don't forget to check out the poll. Vote for which terrible movie I subject my friends and myself to and then write about!

EDIT: For some reason links don't seem to work for me in Buzznet postings anymore.  Check out the formal poll here:

http://bulletproofheeb.buzznet.com/user/polls/168581/

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Name says it all, guys.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Maybe it's just me but things like this make less sense to me than the rip-off crap I feature.

The Terminators

No, it's not Terminator. And if you look closely at the poster you might see Cylons but it's not Battlestar. It's “totally original”.

Frankenhood

The following is the actual synopsis:

Eager to escape their morbid morgue jobs, slackers Motown and Darius plan to win the big three-on-three basketball tournament and take home its $25,000 cash prize. When their pal (Charles Q. Murphy) brings to life a tall corpse , they chance upon a wild idea. If they can teach the zombie to shoot hoops, they'll be unbeatable on the court – right?

Joyce Vedral: Cougar Workout

At last! A workout just for older women obsessed with bedding younger men!

Against the Dark: Last Night

Ok, ok, ok. Vampires take over the world. I know but it gets better! The only person who can stop it? Commander Tao played by... Steven Seagal! That is all.

Sharks in Venice

There are sharks. In Venice. And Stephen Baldwin.

Wieners

Wow, the same cast of Good Burger made the crappy b-movie knock off themselves. I guess that saves time.

The Day the Earth Stopped

Stopped? Why, that's almost like standing still.

Attack Girls' Swim Team vs. the Undead

The name says it all.

The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror

Gay couples check in but they don't check out.

Yeti: A Love Story

5 college students are sent to be sacrificed to the Yeti. The twist? The Yeti like young men... sexually. The other twist? One of the boys may like the Yeti.