June 12, 2009TILA TEQUILA COMPARED TO MICHELLE OBAMA!!!Russell Simmons himself just compared me to Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni!!!!!!!!!! I have officially made HISTORY!!!!!!!!!! Did I not predict and tell everyone here a long time ago that one day I will be ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WOMEN TO HAVE WALKED THIS PLANET?????? Remember I said that a long time ago???? Well, you all see......it is already happening....LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO! Love Tila
Posted by Tila Tequila on 06/12/2009 4:11 PM Comments (13)
April 1, 2009The Dinner of the CenturyAs a first lady, Michelle Obama dines with important people of this world. And as any other down-to-Earth mother, her daughters love boy bands and book series. So it makes great sense that Michelle Obama will be dining with Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling. And not just dining at the G20 Summit. Sitting right next to the first lady. Two kick-ass women dining together? It's like a dream.
Posted by Blair Waldorf on 04/01/2009 7:38 PM Comments (2)
October 19, 2008The Candidates Pick Halloween Costumes
So... Newageamazon or Theprophetvarius (I don't remember which) told me that Sarah Palin made some comment about dressing as Tina Fey for Halloween, this morning I thought to myself, "what WOULD the candidates dress as for Halloween?". So here goes:
Sarah Palin is already taken care of. But just for my own amusement I'm going to pretend that I came up with her dressing as Tina Fey. So at the pundit costume ball she shows up and everyone looks at her and goes "you're not in costume" and she keeps saying "Oh, yes, I am by golly gosh, I'm dressed as Tina Fey!" Everyone looks her over and says "no you're dressed as dressed as you, its not a costume. You fail." ![]() source Of course, her husband is dressed as Larry the cable guy and everyone is shaking their heads as to why he didn't try to make his costume go with her's. So then Joe Biden shows up. And you figure, Biden has a sense of humor about himself. So what is he dressed as? Droopy dog. Why? Cause Jon Stewart has compaired him to droopy dog, might as well dress as it. ![]() ![]() Source Source Jill Biden would show up dressed as Red Hot Red Riding Hood, who droopy appeared with a few times, mostly because its "goes" with his costume. As for the McCains? They're easy to figure out; he dresses as Herbert Hoover because their fiscal policy is the same. And Cindy? Yea she's dressed a Cruella De Vil, and once again, no one can tell the republicans are in costume. ![]() ![]() Source Source And lastly we have the Obamas. You figure with young kids Halloween is a holiday they're totally into still. Michelle probably made the kids costumes, and daddy has (until recently) always taken them out trick or treating. But as America's hottest political couple who are they going to dress as? Rhianna and Christ Brown. ![]() ![]() Source Source Disagree? Have other ideas? Leave me comments.
Posted by Gwen Artax on 10/19/2008 11:31 AM Comments (8)
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