Markreadstwilight

If you are coming here because of Google, recommendation, or for any other reason, this project (and all future projects) have permanently moved to TWO…

Yall I came here for "Mark Reads Harry Potter" and just today started on "Mark Reads Twilight" and I'm in tears! I love this guy!!…

The end is coming. EDIT: In case you didn't know, I finished both Midnight Sun and the entire Twilight series. You'll have to watch these two videos…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STEPHENIE MEYER WROTE ANOTHER BOOK. You asshole. GOD. Also, I was on vacation for like two weeks, hence the lack of reviews. Also, I…

In the fifth chapter of Midnight Sun, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Midnight Sun.  Full review…

In the fourth chapter of Midnight Sun, Edward actually admits that he is a stalker. No, he even uses the word. Nothing makes sense for…

In the third chapter of Midnight Sun, all of our theories about the insanity of Edward Cullen are outright confirmed. Yes, he has bizarre, creepy…

In the second chapter of Midnight Sun, Stephenie Meyer slips into the absurd as we overhear more and more of Edward's psychotic and disturbing thoughts…

In the first chapter of Midnight Sun, we're introduced to a new narrative form from our favorite author of all time. The book is essentially…

Reading through the comments of yesterday's final "proper" review, I got the sense that some of you were kind of wistful that this is all…

In the thirty-ninth chapter of Breaking Dawn, I HAVE FUCKING FINISHED READING BREAKING DAWN HOLY SHIT NOTHING ELSE MATTERS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I MADE IT…

In the thirty-eighth chapter of Breaking Dawn, the actual battle that Meyer's been having her characters talk through for a seemingly endless number of chapters…

In the thirty-seventh chapter of Breaking Dawn,...look. Just look here. There is no way to possibly summarize the stupefying amount of wankery, weirdness, and mind-melting…