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The 'Mark Reads' series has permanently moved!

If you are coming here because of Google, recommendation, or for any other reason, this project (and all future projects) have permanently moved to TWO…
Mark Reads Twilight
Mark Reads Twilight Nov 22, 2010

LMAO!

Yall I came here for "Mark Reads Harry Potter" and just today started on "Mark Reads Twilight" and I'm in tears! I love this guy!!…
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doveharper Jun 17, 2010
Mark Finishes Twilightvid

Mark Finishes Twilight

After beginning a project that slowly consumed my life, I have now read every printed word from Stephenie Meyer that constitutes the "Twilight Saga," including…
Mark Finishes Midnight Sun.vid

Mark Finishes Midnight Sun.

After many failed attempts that you will never see, I finally was able to record a review of a Twilight chapter. This specific review deals…

Soon.

The end is coming. EDIT: In case you didn't know, I finished both Midnight Sun and the entire Twilight series. You'll have to watch these two videos…

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STEPHENIE MEYER WROTE ANOTHER BOOK. You asshole. GOD. Also, I was on vacation for like two weeks, hence the lack of reviews. Also, I…

Mark Reads 'Midnight Sun': Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of Midnight Sun, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Midnight Sun.  Full review…

Mark Reads 'Midnight Sun': Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of Midnight Sun, Edward actually admits that he is a stalker. No, he even uses the word. Nothing makes sense for…

Mark Reads 'Midnight Sun': Chapter 3

In the third chapter of Midnight Sun, all of our theories about the insanity of Edward Cullen are outright confirmed. Yes, he has bizarre, creepy…

Mark Reads 'Midnight Sun': Chapter 2

In the second chapter of Midnight Sun, Stephenie Meyer slips into the absurd as we overhear more and more of Edward's psychotic and disturbing thoughts…

Mark Reads 'Midnight Sun': Chapter 1

In the first chapter of Midnight Sun, we're introduced to a new narrative form from our favorite author of all time. The book is essentially…

Guys. Guys! GUYS.

Reading through the comments of yesterday's final "proper" review, I got the sense that some of you were kind of wistful that this is all…

Mark Reads 'Breaking Dawn': Chapter 39

In the thirty-ninth chapter of Breaking Dawn, I HAVE FUCKING FINISHED READING BREAKING DAWN HOLY SHIT NOTHING ELSE MATTERS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I MADE IT…

Mark Reads 'Breaking Dawn': Chapter 38

In the thirty-eighth chapter of Breaking Dawn, the actual battle that Meyer's been having her characters talk through for a seemingly endless number of chapters…

Mark Reads 'Breaking Dawn': Chapter 37

In the thirty-seventh chapter of Breaking Dawn,...look. Just look here. There is no way to possibly summarize the stupefying amount of wankery, weirdness, and mind-melting…