Literature

In the tenth chapter of Eclipse, everything is awkward and boring and revolting at the same time.
There's no progression of anything, Bella devotes her entire self to Edward yet again, and blah blah
blah do you even care anymore? It doesn't matter, t… Read more

I'm starting New Moon on Monday. I need a day off from this nonsense.  Have a great weekend!
Thanks for the successful liveblog yesterday.  Read more

It was a promise made long ago. Months later (and one pain set of reviews, too), the prophecy is
about to be revealed. That's right; Mark is going to watch the Twilight film. The whole thing.
Willingly. To commend such a terrible, terrible decision, … Read more

I've come to the realization that roughly three quarters of my work on Buzznet has been all about
destroying or mocking what other people love. That's...sort of sad, I suppose, and hardly
constructive. But then I started getting hate mail. Not the no… Read more

In order to milk the fact that I'm done reading the worst book of all time and to fill up the two
days before the Twilight liveblog, here's a comprehensive summary of every single chapter review
I've done. This is mostly for my scatterbrain in my hea… Read more