Leonardo DiCaprio Blog and Journals

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

this week, the movie that led to a slew of other love stories inspired by horrific disasters, such as hindenberg and the making of gigli - titanic!

titanic

two people in love

on this enormous ass boat

with a hole in it

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...