Dawn Raider
Dawn got an early I'm-recovering-in-the-bed-with-nothing-much-to-do-but-play-video-games gift the other day. I got her a brand new copy of Tomb Raider Legend for the XBOX and she is 100% addicted. In fact, we spent an entire day just playing through early levels, switching the controller between us - taking turns - depending on who was better at a particular task - we are a perfect Lara Croft controlling team.
Dawn is very good at ruffing up file cabinets, boxes, barrels and office chairs... I am pretty good at hunting down wild animals and killing the various idiot hence-men littered about the levels... we both are VERY good at falling from high places, and breaking Lara.
This one area, we rolled these huge blue-green balls... I shit you not, we found the first 2 balls with no problem - seems the first 2 are always the easiest to find, but that 3rd ball was a pisser. We found it - and all hell ensued thereafter. 3 balls are better than 2?
Now... when Dawn goes to sleep - she no longer dreams about me, she dreams she has two guns strapped to her legs and runs around climbing tombs and shooting bad guys. I'll go out and get some food for us to eat (between video breaks in the game) and return to Dawn lurking about the house with pistols drawn in the air... when she starts shooting, she leaps through the air with both guns a blaze - I have no choice but to run and roll, then do a head stand on the table, flip and land in a flat Matrix-Like stance - all in an effort to avoid her fire.
It never gets old... I hope she gives me a couple Medi-Packs, looks like I am gonna need em'
BTW, does this gownless evening strap make me look fat?
Dawn is very good at ruffing up file cabinets, boxes, barrels and office chairs... I am pretty good at hunting down wild animals and killing the various idiot hence-men littered about the levels... we both are VERY good at falling from high places, and breaking Lara.
This one area, we rolled these huge blue-green balls... I shit you not, we found the first 2 balls with no problem - seems the first 2 are always the easiest to find, but that 3rd ball was a pisser. We found it - and all hell ensued thereafter. 3 balls are better than 2?
Now... when Dawn goes to sleep - she no longer dreams about me, she dreams she has two guns strapped to her legs and runs around climbing tombs and shooting bad guys. I'll go out and get some food for us to eat (between video breaks in the game) and return to Dawn lurking about the house with pistols drawn in the air... when she starts shooting, she leaps through the air with both guns a blaze - I have no choice but to run and roll, then do a head stand on the table, flip and land in a flat Matrix-Like stance - all in an effort to avoid her fire.
It never gets old... I hope she gives me a couple Medi-Packs, looks like I am gonna need em'
BTW, does this gownless evening strap make me look fat?
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Go Dawn and Rich!!!
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...and for the record, Dawn says she can kick my ass at any video game... and... and... she can out-race-me with Pro R/C Cars... we'll see about that... and I promise to post the race - once the race happens... looks like we'll break in that little XMODS 350Z after all... HAR!!
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Raiding Tombs is always best done with low-cut, cleavage popping, slit-skirt, body hugging, scanty apparel. ...right?
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Um, yeah... what planet are you from?
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I'm from any planet Lara is going to.
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dawnie is the queen of another planet
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