Language

If You Think the English Language is Easy -- Consider:1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2)
The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We
must polish the Polish furniture.5) He could lead … Read more

Me love you long time... Received the following message from an apparent admirer here on Buzznet on
Tuesday, 8/11/2009. Have had a number of messages from spammers and scammers over the years,
especially to my Yahoo account, but this is the first of… Read more

You: Hey! Stranger: نتاغلبفلاق Stranger: حعقثيسبؤءرلارت Stranger:
نمبنبلتاللفصضسشءؤءارن You: Um. I don't speak that language. You:
Hey! Stranger: nalan? You: Huh? Stranger: sorry Your conversational partner has
disconnected   Here i… Read more

To me — absurdity is the only reality. ~ Frank Zappa The legendary Frank Zappa
(1940–1993) was a prolific American composer, musician, record producer, and film director.
In a career spanning more than thirty years, Zappa wrote rock, … Read more

  It's Black Friday.  You're off of work today, so you get up a little late. Still in
your pajamas, you take a few minutes preparing your coffee, as you want to enjoy it today. You grab
a quick bite to eat, take a cup of your fresh cof… Read more