Fame Kills Tour CANCELED

So, it looks like Lady Gaga and Kanye West won't be touring together.

LiveNation has announced that the Fame Kills Tour has been canceled.  Laurieann Gibson, Gaga's choreographer, Twittered that the reason was "creative differences" between the two artists.  TMZ is claiming that the reason is poor ticket sales.  But whatever the reason, I'm sure it's going to be blamed on some-

YO, NEWAGEAMAZON, I LIKE YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST TOUR CANCELATIONS OF ALL TIME!  OF ALL TIME!

...Kanye, I don't think Beyonce has ever canceled a tour.

SHE CANCELED IN AUSTRALIA, SQUIDBRAINS!!!!!!!

Okay, but we're talking about you and Lady Gaga canceling a three month long tour.  Highly anticipated, too.

OF COURSE IT WAS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, FOOL!  I WAS INVOLVED!!!!!!!  BUT I'MMA TAKE SOME TIME OFF, DIDN'T YOU SEE ME ON LENO?  I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO WORK ON BEING A DOPER PERSON!!!

Fine.  Good plan.  But what about people who already bought tickets to the tour?

POINT OF PURCHASE REFUNDS!!!!!!!!

What if you bought online or over the phone?

REFUND TO YOUR CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you know Taylor Swift was in Pittsburgh last night, right?

SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

Me too, Kanye.  Me too. 


Posted by Buzznet's Official Angry Feminist on 10/02/2009 7:57 AM Visits: 1,599
starlorsummers: 10/02/2009 9:32 AM
"DIDN'T YOU SEE ME ON LENO? I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO WORK ON BEING A DOPER PERSON!!!"

bahahahahahahaha. win. oh wait, i mean: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WIN!!!!!!!
Andi.: 10/02/2009 10:28 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
baronetess: 10/02/2009 10:30 AM
Oh, Asher, I love you like Angel loves Buffy. But without, y'know, the sex stuff.
sophtwin2: 10/02/2009 10:35 AM
FAIL RIGHT THERE... You see, that's what happens when you act like a asshole.. lol
it doesn't surprise me at all
Em is for ily: 10/02/2009 11:09 AM
"Me too, Kanye. Me too. "

for some reason this was my favorite part.
Ahahahahhaahahahha xD
Regina❤: 10/02/2009 11:31 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gabriel's Gonna Rollerblade: 10/02/2009 11:34 AM
One of your finer pieces. Bravo.
Rain: 10/02/2009 2:55 PM
Ahahaha
They would have "creative differences".
ρяιи¢єѕѕ-ѕιи: 10/02/2009 2:58 PM
...Kanye, I don't think Beyonce has ever canceled a tour.

SHE CANCELED IN AUSTRALIA, SQUIDBRAINS!!!!!!!

Okay, but we're talking about you and Lady Gaga canceling a three month long tour. Highly anticipated, too.

OF COURSE IT WAS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, FOOL! I WAS INVOLVED!!!!!!! BUT I'MMA TAKE SOME TIME OFF, DIDN'T YOU SEE ME ON LENO? I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO WORK ON BEING A DOPER PERSON!!!

LQTM!(
thisheartbeats4u: 10/02/2009 3:44 PM
LOL!
girlwithaplan77: 10/02/2009 3:55 PM
SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

Me too, Kanye. Me too.

hahahaha. that was awesome.
Gianna;): 10/02/2009 5:13 PM
I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO WORK ON BEING A DOPER PERSON!!!
LOLZ!For some reason this reminds me of the South Park episode making fun of him. Btw, WIN!
cetotheizzo: 10/02/2009 5:42 PM
good im glade it got canceled. this tour never sounded like a good idea, there music types don't even go together.
Blair Waldorf: 10/02/2009 6:18 PM
Yo, Ashly, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce writes the best blogs OF ALL TIME!

Seriously, though, this is awesome.
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