ladygaga Blog and Journals

is good, I'm a happy camper I must say.

I'm just going to post pictures i like, no one wants to see me getting drunk 80 different times right?

right.

fucking awesome picture, I can't even take it

I love being told I look like Zooey even though it's not true at all, THANKS THOUGH.

Dita is gorgeous! love that dress girrrrl.

love these designs, owning them would be quite nice but impossible

sexy piece of man meat

gorgeous, how the fuck did that happen? have you watched full house? GOO

I leave you with this for now because she is amazing and a genius... no sarcasm.

Christmas is coming up, and what's a better gift than the one of music? Here's some recommendations!

1. Mika - The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Ah, finally! It feels like it's been forever since Mika's debut album came out. More happy, upbeat, danceable songs sung at a ridiculously high pitch. Not gonna lie, I'm jealous he can see higher than I can.

2. Dragonette - Fixin To Thrill

Here's a band that I've been following for quite time. I have this thing for indie Canadian music, it's the patriot within me. Another sophomore album, although I was slightly disappointed... not that it's a bad album, I'm sure if this is the first time that you hear Dragonette, you'll fall in love with this album. It's just not quite as epic as their debut LP, Galore.

3. Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster

I'm sure every one has "Bad Romance" stuck in their head at the moment. I while back I excepted Gaga into my life as my God. She hasn't failed to live up to the title yet. Not only has she presented me with this kickass CD, but the fates have given me tickets to her upcoming tour! In the name of the Lady, the Gaga, and the Fame Monster. Amen.

4. Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment

I am seriously flailing over this album. Probably my favourite albums of this year. I've always supported Adam, it's a shame I'm only mentioning him now. This album is amazing, with such a variety of songs. One moment you'll be grinding to an S&M lovefest and next you'll be crying like you're on your period to a love ballad. Yes, Adam, you are definitely here for my entertainment.

5. The Glee Soundtrack

If I have to explain why this is so, we are no longer friends. It's GLEE. Therefore, it is awesome. Why wouldn't you want it?

Merry Christmas Everyone! More gift ideas to follow!

i am really diggin' buzznet. i still do not know my way around though. i feel like such a little freshman, new to the ways of how things work. those were the good days...hah. just had a 5 day break from highschool for thanksgiving. it's funny how when you grow older, all the little things that were always around become greater and more meaningful. turkey around the table with my small family. i did not know how bad i needed that. i don't have anything interesting right now, i have no idea when i will, but here's something...

how awesome would it be to see a match between bruce lee and lady gaga. she could knock a man out with those crazy heels from the 'bad romance' music video. and bruce lee is bruce lee. if only...

ive been in orlando for a few days now...and its been awesome!! the only problem is that i don't have internet at my place. So today im at a starbucks in winter park using the internet...lol so the past couple of days have been interesting....a str8 guy around my age (well he says he is str8) wants to take me on a date...im meeting him tonight in downtown winter park. so idk whats going to happen with that..lol um also last night i watch the 2009 mtv euro music awards...it was awesome!! Tokio Hotel won a few awards and performed one of there new songs and Lady GaGa even got an award...but she was in NY and had to video message the audience. it was held in berlin, germany....but Cinema Bizarre (one of my fav bands) was not nominated or even at the awards show and thats there home town...wtf so thats what i have done so far in orland...and i went to a mall some where...lol i will keep u all posted on what i do up here and have an update on the str8 guy...lol

<3Oakley Glam

follow me @ twitter.com/oakleyglam

Its kinda ridiculous that how my mom cant tell me and my sister NO,

"mom, me and lexii wanna go to the book store" - maddie

"NO! your not going to the city when the LSU game is to night, there will be to much traffic!" -mom

"but mom yo--" -maddie

"what time we you be back?" -mom

LMAO(:

I guess its not a bad thing because when we wanna go shopping or to a concert she never tells us no.

SPEAKING OF CONCERTS:

lady gaga && Kelly Clarkson

are coming to new orleans!!! yay

i getta see them(:

If you could see anyone is concert who would it be?

he did. i hope i spelled his name right. i hated on him soooo bad. i would comment on how high pitched his voice is, and how he probably has not even hit puberty yet. boy was i hating! i was watching a chelsea lately re run( p.s i love her!) last night and he was her guest. he was so funnny. asking her on a date and all. i wouldnt mind being demanded to go out with him. i want him to be my best friend hahaaa. there are like 41525968 gillion girls who are thinking the same exact thing right now. he has the best sense of humor and he is so very chill. so congradulations justin, i adore you!

this whole journal is about television, basically. late last night i was enjoying the tellie. even though it is very hard to enjoy. you must be dedicated. and that i am not. it is the same old things played oover and over again. quite annoying. reminds me of someone i used to like. haha but lets not get into that. while i was watching chelsea, two commerical hit me like a flying purple hippo! one of them was some brand of rum from puerto rico. i cant recall the name but thats not what matters. at the very bottom in an almost translucent white typing was the sentence: please drink responsibly. now i did not really care about how small and transulcent it was, it was the sentence itself. please drink responsibly. like subtley begging consumers to not act like fools. my question is how the @#!! do you drink responsibly!!!!!!? it is crazy impossible. alcohol makes you act topsy turvy, i swear is that not is purpose? so by consuming this product into your body your only doing it because it taste good. i am not convinced. in my opinion that is alot of bullcrap. there is no way to drink responsible unless your not drinking at all. dont get me wrong: there are things you could do to drink more apropriately . for example: having a designated driver, never leave your drink unattended (lets not get roofied), have close friends, dont go to a part alone, use the buddy system. things of that nature. its like drinking ettiquette. wow i killed that word.

poink oink!

the next commerical was myspace. yes you read correctly. MYSPACE. what does myspace need a commerical for? my great aunt knows what myspace is. so that leaves me left with one conclusion. facebook is intimidating myspace! that has to be the answer right? i  could be completely wrong. but this is what t.v does to you. also when i was watching chelsea she brought up that miss hilton, paris that is, is jealous of the kardashians. what a big surprise! more than half of america is jealous of those three! give me some news that i can not conclude using common sense. she has every right to envy them. she used to be at the very top, and now they took her place. move on!

i could not make this a journal without talking about a guy. well let me make that plural" guyS. i dont even really want to get into it. it is what it is, its kind of ridiculous! i am all confused and so not trrying. i did not give up, they are just in the backseat of benz right now. lololololllllll oh my god and my great aunt mayme knows who lady gaga is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just called her a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Get Low"

Really what is she thinking?  

Becoming noticed is one thing, dressing like a complete fool is another. Now i know that i for sure couldn't pull off anything like this, but in all honesty i really don't think she can either. Her voice is enough for her to get noticed because it's amazing, she doesn't need to dress like an idiot to get even more attention!

What do you guys think?

I haven't blogged in a very long time actually. 

NEW MOON ON THURSDAY. I'll probably be the last person to actually see this film, but i can't wait :) I only got into twilight in about september, and I haven't even read the book yet. But i will. 

I've just seen these amazing trousers from topman, although i find it frustrating that America has topshop/topman now! It was such a british thing! 

I wanted them for my work christmas party on Saturday night, but they were a bit pricey and I wasn't sure what size I would be, and seeing as its not pay day until Thursday I haven't got time to get another pair if they don't fit. oh well. So I've decided I'm going to order a navy blazer, to wear with a white shirt and my black vintage jeans which I have started to love again, and maybe military boots but I'm not sure yet.

I'm starting all my christmas shopping soon as well, I'll be hitting up Tiffany&Co, La Senza, Pandora and MAC this weekend, to try and get it all done at once! I also need to restock on my products: bed head, st tropez, vo5, chanel, MAC and St Ives. Not a cheap weekend this week :)

My Christmas Lift this year consists of:
Lady Gaga tickets (which I've got early. :))))) )
Pandora + Charms 
Ray Ban Wayfarers (I want a pair of real ones!)
Massages and treatments at Trampas near my house
and loads of clothes :)

"A Habit of Decomposing" (fanfic) Chapter 2  

*Starring* Katy Perry *Brendon Urie* Lady Gaga Tracey Phillips Gerard Way Frank Iero ....and many more!!!!

Chapter 2

This story is mine and all characters and events (even those based on real people or evens) are entirely fictional. I do not recommend that any of this be taken as true and if you do, you're a complete ignoramus and you need to be knocked in the head!!!

By the way, if I find out anyone has copied my story, I will personally come to their house and punch them in the kidneys!

This format was based on **Laurie's** "Across the Street"....just the format. I really liked the way it was set up and I give her major kudos!

Rated R: Explicit Violence, Sexual Content, Crude Language

SUMMARY: Brendon Urie is basically Mr. Perfect at his high school. His best friend Ryan has always been there for him, but he's always been sorta second rate. For years, these two have been close....until Stephani Gemanotta (Lady Gaga) is transferred to their high school.....then some very STRANGE things begin to happen......a murder perhaps????

 Chapter 2  

Brendon felt a little awkward standing next to this new girl....who was she? He certainly hadn't seen anyone like her before and knew that she might have a hard time making "gal pals" with the girls here because of the episode this morning.

There was an awkward silence for several moments before Mrs. Tippin said, "Well, have a seat. Ms....?"

"Gemanotta--Stephani Gemanotta," said the girl. She sat in the empty seat at the end of the alto section and Brendon found his place with the tenors next to Ryan.

"Alright Stephani, well the first thing we do here is a vocal exercise to sorta get everyone loosened up," she directed her attention to the rest of the class, "Stand." the class did as directed and everyone stood from their chairs, "Now, repeat after me: Red leather yellow leather. Red leather yellow leather. Red...."

Mrs. Tippin led the class through a couple more exercises before allowing the class to be seated. She sat down at her piano and said, "Ms. Gemanotta, have you been in a select choir before?"

"Umm, yes. I've always been in a select choir." Stephani said quietly from her chair.

"Well, you wouldn't mind performing for us would you? I need to find out what your range is to see if you belong with the sopranos, or the altos."

Stephani pulled a lock of blond hair behind her ear and said, "I wouldn't mind at all," she stood from her chair and walked over the Mrs. Tippin's piano, "do you mind if I play?"

Mrs. Tippin stood from her chair and said, "No, no. Not at all. You can play all you want."

Stephani sat down at the piano. She played a few notes and then stopped abruptly with a bang on several keys. This surprised Brendon. He looked around at his friends and could see them judging every move she made. He returned his focus back to Stephani. She seemed to be deep in thought; like she was changing into someone else. Then, all of the sudden, she burst to life, sending an angry, brilliant melody throughout the room. Her energy was incredible! He had never in his life seen someone play with such passion as the girl playing before him! She rocked with the music and her eyes burned with the soul of the song.

Brendon could see his friends were completely blown away by the looks on their faces. Brendon was even more so surprised when Stephani began to sing! She threw her head up and sang in a powerful, heart-stopping voice: ".........Everything, was everything/ but baby it's the last show!/ Everything, could be everything/ but it's time to say 'goodbye' so/ Get your last fix/ and your last hit!/ Grab your ol' gal with tha new tricks!/ Honey yeah/ it's no surprise/ that I got lost.....in your brown eyes......" She ended her song with a slower, more dreary than angry conclusion.

Brendon's skin was crawling with amazement at how beautiful her performance had been. He glanced over at Katy, who was sitting in the soprano section, and saw her rubbing off smudged eyeliner.

"Wow, she's good!" Ryan whispered to Brendon.

"I know! she was great!" Brendon whispered back Stephani sat silently at the piano for several moments taking deep breaths. Brendon watched as the quiet girl from five minutes ago slowly began to return.

"Wonderful, Ms. Gemanotta! WONDERFUL! You'll be a great addition to the choir! It's sounds like you'll do fine in the soprano section." Mrs.Tippin walked around and took the chair Stepani had sat in at the beginning of class and moved it next to Katy.

"I can actually sing well in both ranges," Stephani said, "But I do prefer soprano to alto."

All of the sudden, Jared started clapping. Everyone sorta looked around at each other for a second, then the rest of the class took Jared's lead and began applauding. Brendon felt ashamed of himself. He and the rest of the class had been so amazed by Stephani's performance, they had forgotten to clap!

A shy smile made it's way across Stephani's face, "Thank you, guys!" Brendon could hardly hear her over all the ruckus.

After a minute or so, Mrs. Tippin restored order, "Alright, alright. Ms. Gemanotta, could I have my piano back please?" she said in a sweet tone.

"Oh, yes. Sorry." Stephani stood from the piano and walked to her seat next to Katy. She fidgeted uncomfortably with a lock of her hair and didn't make eye contact with anyone.

Mrs. Tippin returned from music appreciator back to teacher in an instant,"Okay, class. Get out your folders and pull out the music for 'She Sings'....."

Everyone bombarded Stephani after class; they asked things like, "How long have you been singing?" and, "How long have you been playing piano?" while Ryan, Katy, and Brendon stood back.

"It looks like everyone loves her...." Katy said.

"She IS really good though," Ryan ran his fingers through his hair, "I wouldn't be surprised if we won the big competition in San Antonio in April with her in our choir."

"Yeah, 'cause she's just SO great!" Katy said as she crossed her arms.

"What's wrong with you?" Ryan asked, noting the sarcastic tone in Katy's voice.

"Nothings wrong with me! I just think that she needs to do more to prove herself than sing one song!" Katy said defensively.

"She made you CRY, Katy!" Ryan rebutted

"I DID NOT CRY, Ryan!.....I just had something in my eye...!"

Brendon had to make peace, "If we don't hurry up, were gonna be late for Thompson's class."

Katy settled down, "You're right. Heh, everyone knows I'M the best female vocalist in this school anyways." Katy began to walk off and Brendon and Ryan exchanged apprehensive glances.

"I hope Katy warms up to Stephani," Ryan said as Brendon and he made their way outside for lunch, "It could get bad....remember how much she hated Tracey in the beginning?"

"Yeah, but that was before she knew Tracey was a dancer and not a singer. It's like, if she thinks a girl is prettier and a better singer than her, she'll rip her to shreds, even if she's not" Brendon said, "Like Lilly Allen. Rember her?"

Ryan though for a moment,"Ummm, you mean that weird girl who showed up second semester of freshman year?"

"Yeah, her. Remember how much Katy hated her? Katy made that girl's life a living hell!"

Ryan chuckled, "Heh, like the time she found out Lilly was horrified of snakes, so she stuffed her locker with rubber ones?"

"Yeah! That girl was so traumatized, she transferred outta here the next day!"

"That was pretty bad....." Ryan nudged Brendon's arm, "Heeey, look who it is!" Brendon looked in the direction Ryan had nodded and saw Stephani standing awkwardly in the hall while people looked at her as they walked by. She spotted Brendon and smiled at him, but it seemed as soon as she had, the smile vanished and she once again began fidgeting with that same lock of hair.

"Aw, did you see that? She smiled at you! She digs you, man!" Ryan whispered, "We should invite her to lunch."

"Do you WANT Katy to kill her?"

"Relax. Katy's taking Tracey to the Subway across town for lunch. Besides, you and me are car-less and she got dropped off so we know she doesn't have a car."

"Yeah.....but I don't know......you don't think I'll come across as too strong do y-"

"Are you SERIOUS?" Ryan asked incredulously, "You're BRENDON URIE for God's sake! You could have any girl here you wanted!"

Brendon rolled his eyes, "Okay, let's go talk to her."

:O What happens NEXT!!! I'm really tryin' to get you guys to like Stephani. Tell me what you think about her so far! Is she good enough for Brendon? What about Katy? Will she rip her apart like Lilly Allen (lol)? Will Brendon have the courage to ask Stephani to lunch? Will Katy be able to eat an entire $5.00 foot-long by herself? *o* All these questions answered and more in chapter 3!!! :P QUESTIONZ????COMMENTZ????

"A Habit of Decomposing" (fanfic)

*Starring*

Katy Perry, *Brendon Urie*, Lady Gaga, Tracey Phillips, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, ....and many more!!!!  

 (I had here ready a really cool pic I mad with all of them together on a filmstrip but for some reason when I click the upload photo icon it doesn't up load it and just gives me a text box with a http code. could someone help me with that?)

Chapter 1

This story is mine and all characters and events (even those based on real people or evens) are entirely fictional. I do not recommend that any of this be taken as true and if you do, you're a complete ignoramus and you need to be knocked in the head!!! By the way, if I find out anyone has copied my story, I will personally come to their house and punch them in the kidneys!

This format was based on **LaUrie's** "Across the Street"....just the format. I really liked the way it was set up and I give her major kudos!

Rated R: Explicit Violence, Sexual Content, Crude Language

SUMMARY: Brendon Urie is basically Mr. Perfect at his high school. His best friend Ryan has always been there for him, but he's always been sorta second rate. For years, these two have been close....until Stephanie Z (Lady Gaga) is transferred to their high school.....then some very STRANGE things begin to happen......a murder perhaps????

Chapter 1

Brendon woke up for school early that day....it was the first day back from Winter Break and he was ready to see everyone he had neglected to speak to for the last two weeks. He rolled out of bed and ran quickly through the shower, then threw on a pair of black skinnys, a Cobra Starship T-shirt, and his new *Clandestine* hoodie Ryan had gotten him for Christmas. He snatched his I phone off his bedside table and found Ryan's number. He clicked "send text message" and typed inside of the little text box, "R u gna b able 2 pck me up 2day?" then hit send.

Ryan replied almost instantaneously, "Sry! I cnt! Grge tk my car awy agn! C if KT cn tk u. Spnc is tkn me."  

Brendon rolled his eyes and sent "ok" back to Ryan. He scrolled through his contacts and found "Katy P." He selected her name and hit "call". 

The phone range twice before Katy's voice came chiming from the other end,"Hey Bren! To what occasion do I owe this phone call?"  

Brendon smiled, "I need a ride. My car's in the shop from that fender bender I had on the corner of Fouth and Fraymont St., and Ryan got his car taken away again."

"Oh, I see....ummm....well, you know I got a new car over the break, right?"

"Yeah...?" Brendon said, a little confused as to why that would matter.

"Well, just as long as you know. I'll be there to pick you up in about ten minutes."

"Okay. See you then." Brendon hung up and grabbed his backpack of his computer chair. He left his room and walked down the hall to the living room and out the front door. He sat down at the top of the steps and waited for Katy.

Katy was one of Brendon's closest friends, next to Ryan. He had known her since 3rd grade and she had always been there for him. They had very similar past of extreme religion and, like himself, she had rebelled in every way imaginable against her parents' religious beliefs. She dyed her blond hair black, never went to church, worked at Hooters, and was openly bisexual. She respected her parents, but not their wishes and was hardly home due to partying or hanging out with Ryan, Spencer, and Brendon. Nothing sexual had ever happen between Brendon and Katy. He had always seen her as a sister.....a really hott sister.....but still a sister.

Brendon craned his neck as he looked down the street of suburbia for Katy. After about a minute or so of doing this, a pink VW Beetle rounded the corner to his street and began to slow down as it approached his house. Oh no, Katy! Brendon thought in a humored yet dishearten attitude, please don't tell me I have to ride to school in that thing!

The Beetle pulled to a stop in front of him and Katy yelled through the rolled-down passenger window, "Ya gettin in or what?"

Brendon grinned as he walked down the steps and got in the tiny car. He fastend his seatbelt and said, "Nice ride!"

"Thankya! This was bought with my Hooters tips! can you believe that? I'm never quiting that job!" Katy said as she began to drive down the street once more.

"Sounds fine to me!" Brendon joked.

"Only because I give you guys free food!"

"True."

"So how was winter break? Didja do anything fun?" Katy asked as she drove and applied lipstick at the same time.

"Not really. I saw Ryan a couple of times, but most of the time was spent at Aunt Becca's house in Oklahoma. It was freezing down there and so fucking boring!"

"Aww! I'm sorry bestie! I wish I coulda been there. We woulda had fun!"

"I know....so how was your break?"

A grin crept across Katy's face, "Weeeellll, I got a gig at this jazz club that totally digs my voice! I played there my first time on Tuesday and got a standing ovation! I swear, if I can keep this gig up, my music career could really take off!"

"Wow! That's amazing Katy! When is your next show?"

"This Friday....oh my gosh! Katy just got an idea!" Katy beamed from ear to ear as she continued, "You should come with me! Your voice is so beautiful, Brendon. They have a piano and everything!"

Brendon was quiet for a moment. He always loved to perform, but had kept his audience for solo performances limited to Katy, Ryan, Spencer, and his select choir class . He had never sung for anyone else, and the thought of that happening was very intimidating. "I'm not sure I could do that...." Brendon finally answered.

Katy rose her eyebrows, "Are you kidding me? You're the most amazing singer I've ever heard! You've got what it takes to make it! You just need to take that next step!"

That was when the conversation ended as Katy pulled into her parking spot in the parking lot of their highs school. The two got out and to his surprise, no one had even noticed that he had just gotten out of a bright pink slug-bug. He slung his backpack over his shoulder and walked with Katy over to the tree Ryan and Spencer were standing under, along with their friends Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Tracey Phillips, and Jared Leto.

"It's about time you two showed up!" Tracey said as she tossed her long, wavy black hair over her shoulder.

"I see your car isn't out of the shop yet?" asked Gerard with a smirk, "Nice ride by the way, Katy."

"Thanks! You know that it was bought completely with my Hooters ti-"

"Hey, who's that chick?" interrupted Frank, nodding toward a girl who had just stepped out of a Porche that had pulled up in front of the school. She wore her blond hair long and wavy and had on black skinny jeans, a zebra-striped tube top under a black cinch waist coat, and four-inch black high-heeled boots. She walked with an air of elegance and was definitely the center of attention as she walked up the steps and through the front doors of the school, which led straight into the main office. "She was hott!" exclaimed Jared once the girl had  left their sight, "I wonder who she is."

"I'm sure we'll find out soon enough." answered Frank, "Man, I'd tap that any day!"

"You guys are such man-hoes!" sighed Tracey, "I'm hungry....wanna walk to McDonands with me, Gerard?"

"Sure." Gerard was pretty much Tracey's bitch. He always did what ever she told him to do and did it happily. The two headed towards the McDonalds down the hill from the school, leaving the other's behind.

"Tracey's a smart girl." Katy said in admiration.

"What makes you say that?" Brendon asked.

"Because she saw her man eyein' someone else and she got him out of here quick to remind him who he's with!"

"Oh."

"Soooo....."

"So what?"

"What do you think about the new girl?" Brendon didn't expect this question,

"Well.........I don't know........I mean, I think she's pretty, but.........."

"But not all of us are man-hoes like Frank. Give us some credit, Katy." finished Ryan.

"I suppose." Katy replied as she rolled her eyes.

After about fifteen minutes, the bell rang and everyone flooded inside. Brendon walked pass the office, and as he did so, the girl from earlier walked out and began walking next to him. She held in her hand a piece of paper that looked like a class schedule. She turned to Brendon and asked, "Umm, could you tell me where the select choir class is?"

"I have that class this hour too," Brendon said, "Just follow me. It's in the auditorium." The two wound their way through the halls to a set of thick double doors that read, "Auditorium". The auditorium looked completely empty, yet voices could be heard coming from somewhere.

"Where's the class?" asked the girl.

"They're back there. Just follow me." Brendon led her through the rows of seats and down to the stage. She followed him as he walked up the stage steps and off to the side behind the curtains. There was a large room-like space with a piano that had several fold up chairs set up in semi-circle rows around it. Sitting at the piano was a short Asian woman named Mrs. Tippin who was the choir teacher.

"Ahh, it seems we have a new face!" said Mrs. Tippin in her clear, accent-free voice. The class turned around to get a look at the new student, including Gerard, Jared, and Katy, whose eyebrows rose when they saw she was with Brendon.

*o*RAWR! Good stuff??? Hmmm.....i kno sum of you don't like the fact that Brendon likes a chick.....but don't worry! I kno what tha peoples like and I promise you'll love this story! Just keep reading!!! Besides, I think I picked sum pretty cool chicks: Katy Perry, Tracey Phillips (the girl who played Helena in the My Chemical Romance video), and Lady Gaga. WARNING: This story gets pretty violent! *o* COMMENTS PLEASE???