Poxline's Kids Profile

Louisiana popped tart Britney Spears's troubles couldn't seem to get any more tangled, tragic and slimy, until ever-vigilant Just Jared picks up Star magazine. The man with the landing-strip face, Adnan Ghalib, is reportedly claiming he impregnated Britney with his spawn. Anna Nicole Smith just burped in her grave.

Children are such delicate beings during their formative years. Trauma should be kept at a minimum. The evil child-rearer at CelebSlam reports that the kids of Britney Spears are one visitation closer to their maximum exposure.

Having come into the national consciousness by playing a virginal child prostitute in the exploitation film Pretty Baby, grown up child star Brooke Shields know better than to whore out her kid. Let the brat find her own pimp.

Edgy urban taste maker Michael 'Mike D' Diamond has gone all suburban without the angst. For Mike D and director wife Tamra Davis, there's no sleep till nap time.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take time out from being at the top of their game to hang with the kid.

Mother of two Britney Spears had a million better things to do rather than go to court and ask for visiting rights with her children. The evil fact checker at CelebSlam notes that instead of doing one of those million better things, Britney went posing with the man with... Read More

The miracle of modern fertility science allowed Holly Hunter to stall her biological clock for a couple of decades, which won't be such good news to her son when he's starting middle school and Holly's entering the middle stages of Alzheimer's.

Emotionally hammered children act out in different ways. One son of Britney Spears has relieved his stress by sinking his teeth into his brother. When Jayden James and Sean Preston set their first cat on fire, will the alarmists at A Socialite's Life see the incident as a sign... Read More

Scary but good 'X-Men' animal man Hugh Jackman shields his bestial side from his seven-year-old son, Oscar. This 'two humans walking in the park' charade will be all over once the kid hits puberty.

Having high-style Gwen Stefani for a mom gives a kid all sorts of advantages. Including the formative seeds for a twisted and engaging adult sex life.

Maybe because they have a shortage of Lindsay Lohans over there in Japan, the Tokyo marketing industry has begun pushing non-alcoholic beer on children. Witness the cream of Japanese youth savoring real fizz and a pretend buzz.

Japan's marketing industry has begun selling non-alcoholic beer to children. Will the kids grow up to be drunks or responsible drinkers?

Maybe because they don't have enough Lindsay Lohans over there in Japan, their marketing industry has begun pushing non-alcoholic beer on children. Real fizz, pretend buzz.

Some moms are just more daring than others, and super-matronly Angelina Jolie certainly ranks among the most adventurous. Ever vigilant Just Jared captures Angelina indoctrinating her sons into the joy of adrenaline junkiedom.

Some moms are just more daring than others, and super-matronly Angelina Jolie certainly ranks among the most adventurous.  The tabloid eye has come to expect great bravado from mother Jolie, who swiped the father-to-be of her one biological baby while he was still married to another woman -- which... Read More

Australian television caught footage of a father/coach coming to actual fisticuffs with his 19-year-old daughter after she had performed below his expectations in a swim race. Watch the video, then wonder if kids might be better off having parents who totally ignore them.

Australian television caught footage of a father/coach coming to actual fisticuffs with his 19-year-old daughter after she had performed below his expectations in a swim race. Watch the video, then wonder if kids might be better off having parents who totally ignore them.

Australian television caught footage of a father/coach coming to actual fisticuffs with his 19-year-old daughter after she had performed below his expectations in a swim race.

Watch the video, then wonder if kids might be better off having parents who totally ignore them.

The Houston Chronicle has published a report detailing more than 1,800 child-on-parent assaults in one Texas county alone. Have kids today gone completely out of control? Or are parents finally receiving the beating they've deserved for so many generations?

The Houston Chronicle has published a report detailing more than 1,800 child-on-parent assaults in one Texas county alone.

Kids are stabbing Mom or Dad (or both) with scissors, shoving them down stairs, slamming them with chairs as they sleep.

Are kids completely out of control these days?  Or are parents finally... Read More