September 12, 2009I can't shake this little feeling... of never getting anything right
So it's been a very strange week or so. Who knew one visit to the doctors could change so much? I can't drink alcohol or consume caffeine or other drugs. Instead they are pumping me with propranalol. Have any of you ever had to take it? If there is any other way i suggest you say no to it. Combined with alcohol in higher doses it can be lethal, it slows your heart rate and stops the release of adrenaline into your body, the side effects are endless, and it solves nothing, just controls it. I've been given it to stop my panic attacks as it is proven to work to calm anxiety. I also have to see a psychiatrist and have been put on a list to see a cognitive behavioural therapist. Cognitive behavioral therapy is one of the best ways to cure anxiety, phobias, panic attacks and numerous other things, but on the NHS it comes with quite a waiting list. 1 in 7 people in the UK suffer from an anxiety disorder. Positive thinking can achieve so much
What do you think of the current thigh high boot trend? I adore them but when they are out of fashion i could only ever find the slutty ones, but now the choices are endless! i'm in heaven! I still love the slutty PVC and patent ones, but i don't think i can rock them quite yet!
Ive been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand,
Posted by clarisamartini on 09/12/2009 1:10 PM Comments (1)
July 27, 2009It's all relative to the size of your steple
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Breakin' all the rules, postin chan images. You guys are cool though.
This boy is cute. I dont know where hes from though.
This is the phone I want to buy, eventually. When I get a job. Sorry guys, I post so many photos and they probably dont even load on your browser.
Posted by tiarnekirstey on 07/27/2009 1:43 AM Comments (0)
February 24, 2009Good God, The World Has Gone Insane or The Bumps That Don't Exist
It's bad enough Perez Hilton is a disgusting slimeball, what with his penchant for calling 16-year-old girls sluts at every opportunity. But he reveals that he is so desperate to "break' "news" stories and is so ignorant about women's bodies that he is calling preggers on every female celebrity who inhales.
Seriously, you may be shocked and in a state of disbelief over his so-called photo evidence. 1) Nicole Kidman: COULD IT BE???  [Image from RameyPix] Apparently, she has a "bump." MUST be preggers! Never mind her boobs are miniscule, that she had a baby a few months ago, and that she's basically a stick. Apparently, a picture of a woman who's stomach isn't as flat as Joe Jonas's hair is cause for pregnancy rumors. 2) Claire Danes: SPERMINATED???  [AP Images] She's wearing a shiny fabric, moron. Also, very thin. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if this dude is aware that women breath, and that their breathing, just like his, involves inhalation, and that inhalation makes your front rise. 3) Kate Moss: SPERMINATION SHOWING?  [RameyPix] Seriously. I'm starting to wonder if women are going to have to stop inhaling altogether so as to avoid having to refer to themselves as "Fat" to dispell pregnancy rumors. WTF are people insane? These women are incredibly skinny, yet their belly rises for a second and everyone's crying "BABY!" Soon we'll see every celebrity chick sporting an iron lung so they won't have to inhale air and look "fat." Either that or we'll be going back to whale-bone corsets. How insane have our beauty standards become that we call pregnancy on anything? I remember when Eva Longoria-Parker said she was "just fat" after pregnancy rumors started popping up to her. According to People Magazine, after that she went on a diet and lost ten pounds. But she didn't look fat then at all. I'm willing to bet Eva Longoria Parker has ever been "fat" in her life. And Kate Moss. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. KATE MOSS IS CALLING HERSELF FAT. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? Is this the new crotch shot or something? WTF. HEY MORONS, HAVING A STOMACH MEANS NOTHING. THE ONLY WAY TO TELL IS IF THE CHICKS BOOBS SWELL AND SHE'S FLUSHED. What really bothers me is that it's not just the apparent ignorance people have about women's bodies, but it's more like the only acceptable thing to be if your stomach is not concave is to be pregnant. Like, those are the only good ways to be if your female. If your stomach pushes out if you're a girl and you're pregnant, you're fat, and that's bad. So to be nice, we;ll just assume that you're pregnant since your belly is not the acceptable table-shape. The only time it's acceptable and not embarrassing for a woman's belly to be visible is when she's pregnant, apparently. That's right ladies: either your stomach doesn't push out at all, or you're pregnant, otherwise, well, be embarrassed and call yourself fat. If that's not the message that's being put out here, then I don't know what is. Seriously, why aren't chicks allowed to have stomachs anymore? Well, fuck that. 
Posted by Writer Writing Nothing on 02/24/2009 2:50 PM Comments (32)
December 17, 2008Ellee's guide on everything- Relationships&&Being fabulous.Ellee's guide to everything Pt. 2 Relationships; preening and being fabulous! Okay; So i shouldn't be preaching on any of these, considering i forget to shower and shave, and don't hold down relationships easily. Also on the fact that i'm so not fabulous ( besides in my own head..) but this is what i've learnt. Relationships. 1. If he's into you, by now you should know it. If not; don't go looking. Have patience, or accept that he doesnt. Preening ( tips i have learnt when i want to look good ) 1. Body butter beats anything else; period. Buy yourself some nice scented body butter and put it on after a shower, Garanteed to smell great all day. Looking fabulous. That's it kidds. comment yeahs?
Posted by euronerr on 12/17/2008 4:43 AM Comments (0)
July 17, 2008electric feeli'm addicted to cherry chapstick and i'm never home anymore. i got home from the shore 2 days ago.. it was fun.. i was with my cousins. i was there for 5 days.. i was really happy to come home haha. kalyn obv came over as soon as i got home.. we didn't plan anything for that night since i had just gotten home.. we just planned on lounding around. of course we got bored.. hahaha, and started calling a million people. i left matthew literally 15 (at least) messages.. talking about my boobs.. my sunburn.. how i had my period.. new bikinis i bought.. how much i ate that day.. hahaha it was crazy. i don't know why he likes me seriously i'm so fucking weird.. hahaha. we went for ice cream and made corn for dinner.. just corn.. nothing else hahahaha. we made this video while cooking our corn.. <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i33.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/kalynxo/videOz/d489c444.flv"> sooo weird.. we were being chased by huge dogs at one point, hahahaha. so after we had corn for dinner we were bored again and called up zach.. i said i was linda from 5th grade and i looked him up on one of those yearbook trackers online, because i had a crush on him in 5th grade hahahahaha.. eventually i told him it was kalyn and i.. and eventually they ended up buying us a brownie obssesion from firdays and bringing it to my house hahahahaha.. i love my life..
yummmmmm. i could live on brownie obssesions and cereal, haha. but anyway, yesterday kalyn and i hung out with zach and josh pretty much all day.. it was a fun time! i came home and just relaxed last night.. i think i lost my favorite stones tshirt and i'm pissed off! buy me a new one for my birthday. :) tomorrow i'll be in new york city all day.. i can't waittttttttttt i love love love love the city. maybe kate will be at her new york apartment tomorrow.. haha everytime i go there i always pray i'll see her but i never do. even if i did meet her i don't know what i'd say.. i'd probably pass out not kidding.. haha. i'm such a little kate moss, i love it.
she's so fucking cool! haha. she's my hero (obv.. hahah) i mean really though.. she dances on jim morrisons grave screaming the lyrics to alabama song.. sounds a lot like me, huh? haha. soooo excited for topshop tomorrow.. i'm blowing all my money on clothes from her collection.. i also want her parfum! xo
Posted by missgypsynona on 07/17/2008 9:01 AM Comments (0)
Gossip Journal 17: OH MY GOD KATE MOSS' TITS!!!!!!!
Kate Moss went out in Istanbul this week... in a see through dress. In case you failed both geography and history, Istanbul, which was once Constantinople, which was once Byzanitum, which is where those "godless pagans" lived when we were trying to get the best trade routes during the crusades... I mean show them Jesus' love.
So yea... See through dress. Just let that one sink in, here I'll help:  from the Daily Mail Cencorship Bar idea given by NewAgeAmazon To make matter worse the daily mail is touting the awesomely daring-ness of this dress. They also try to claim that its based on a traditional costume of the region. Let me say again, see.through.dress. And is it just me or is she holding a child's hand? Thing is its UGLY too. I mean I like the cut and love the puffy sleeves, but if you want it to be based on the traditional clothing of the reigon why not make it out of the rich fabrics, the silks and the linens which come from that area? And the earrings and the bracelet are too much of a statement to make with such a statement-y dress. No, I declare this outfit a fail and you Kate, should: Eat a cheeseburger, fries, milk shake and dozen cookies. Get a new stylist Other News:  really no news on him, I just figured after subjecting you to that dress I should give your eyes a rest. Johnny Depp is a total DOLL. He was working on his most recent movie and some 12 year old who was in it with him was like "I like your hat can I have it?" and surein' a week later after shooting wrapped, the hat shows up with a ton of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory swag for his siblings. Awesome.  Arrrrrr... There be boars here. The French Village that Angie and Brad live in is liking the tourism, but worried about boar season. "It's bringing business because people are a little curious. For now there's a lot of hype, it's going to be good for the next few weeks and after that we'll see," said Onno Stijl, a chef at the Auberge du Parc hotel and restaurant. Less impressed are the local hunting enthusiasts, who say the (1,00 acres that the Pitt Jolie's live on) is prime territory for boar and who fear tense encounters with the Pitt-Jolie security guards when the season starts on August 15. "We have the proper authorizations and everything," said a local hunter, pre-empting any possible objection to the annual shooting fest in the Miraval woods. Reuters Which, I mean, boars like, attack people and children, and the Pitt Jolie's have four, soon to be six (even seven if rumors of another adoption being on the way as well is true) kids... so like, they should be cool about it. I want to believe this damnit let me have my delusions.  hehe... She's such a moron... Jessica Simpson went out wearing a "Real girls eat meat" t-shirt (Because tony swore that Carrie was fictional when he met Jessica, what can you say, the man sticks to his story)... I guess we know what she's good at now (oh how I love the single entendre). I hate PETA, I love their response to this: "Jessica Simpson's meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo 'Wings' came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food." So then, Jessica Simpson got mistaken for Carrie Underwood. And she's pissed about that. Perhaps she should be thinking "golly, I do look like her, and Tony did date her before me maybe..."  But I WANTS the drugs, I do, I do, I do. Amy Winehouse has been told quit drugs or die... yea I was as surprised as you are.  But daddy I promise I'll clean my room! Don't take the house away! The Commissioner of LA has granted Jamie Spears permission to sell Britney's home. Wait, hold on. Jamie Lynn is named for her parents? What? What kind of deep white trash are you!? Oh right... sorry, yea, dad's selling her house. No real reason listed. Maybe so she can start living in a van outside of Mel Gibson's garage. *GA*
Posted by Gwen Artax on 06/18/2008 9:50 PM Comments (0)
June 7, 2008Pour some Sugar on me.today was wonderful!!! i went and saw sex and the city movie with my mother-dearest. it was awesome!! i really enjoyed it. i still cant believe how much im going on about it! i really enjoyed it!!! i wanna see it again. i suggest you to go see it! my dad told me about this guy at his work (he's not gay) but he went and saw it with his wife, and came out of the cinemas bawling his eyes out.. when i saw it i was like what the? it was a little sad but also absolutley frickin hilarious!!!!!! i had tears from laughing at this one part. roffle talking about crying, last night i watched ghost. omg!!! i was bawling my eyes out... thats such a sad movie... ahh... i hate sad movies... p.s:iloveyou is also very upsetting.. ahhh i hate crying!!!
patrick ^^ looks like my brothers real dad!!!!!! we were talking about it last night... haha. we wouldnt know though, coz we havent seen him in like a hundred years! its soo sad about him having only a few months to live... he'll beat it, i know! at the moment i love english accents.. ahh they are awesome! i love kate moss' on the rimmel london add... "Get the London look". i also love her perfume, when i get paid next im buying it, its grrreat!
i saw some really cute cupcakes at gloria jeans in castle towers today, i didnt get one... but they were really cute! do you believe when we die, you can either go up to the bright light, or stay and become a ghost? <3paige xooo
Posted by paige.stardust on 06/07/2008 10:29 PM Comments (0)
May 6, 2008Kate Moss' nipples are killer - as in they're pointy enough to stab a man NOTE: Links are NSFW just like Kate's nipples are unsafe for anyone without protective goggles. SEE HER ALL TOPLESS PICS: more Related Groups:
BAMBOOZLE 2008
Posted by celebrityland on 05/06/2008 1:07 AM Comments (1)
February 20, 2008Out, out, damn celebrity... and Kiss the Honey, Honey
This song "Kiss the Honey, Honey" has nothing to do with this post, however, the wax-cylinder/electronic pop confection is from the most recent Shinjuku Zulu e.p. "Kiss the Honey, Honey":http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=267459458&s=143441 so have a listen while you read the below rant:
******************************************************* Celebrities are like cock-a-roaches, they are everywhere and you can't get rid of them. (Scott Baio, Hulk Hogan, Anna Nicole Smith, anyone?) In post-apocalyptic America-- which, say, should be sometime in the next year or so-- I suspect there will be nothing left but celebrities scurrying around the ruined cities. To which I exclaim, in the tone of Lady MacBeth trying to wash out bloodstains-- or perhaps more accurately like Father Merrin trying to exorcize the spirit possessing Regan in The Exorcist: Out out, damn celebrity; I cast you out of my [fill in the blank]. More precisely: I don't want celebrities in my magazine. I cast you out of that car ad in Vanity Fair, Uma Thurman! I don't want celebrities in my tv ads . I cast you out of that Chrysler ad, Celine Dion, and out, out of that Ford voiceover, Kiefer Sutherland; and stop shilling pizza slices, Donald Trump! I don't want celebrities in my underwear. Out, out, David Beckham, of my Armani I don't want celebrities in my religion. And by religion I mean "cash-grabbing-banned-in-Germany-science-fiction cult":http://www.xenu.net/. And by "my", I mean "not mine". I cast you out, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, John Travolta... (BTW, Have a look at Tom's crazy eyes in this "$cientology promo/indoctro vid":http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress I don't want celebrities in my psychiatric health care. (Here again, I say I cast you out, Tom Cruise-- i.e. don't prescribe depression coping-techniques till you A) have your PhD or B) physically give birth yourself. Which perhaps, as you become Scientologist Sea Dog Numero Uno Ultra Theta, you will be able to do. (Or is it that what graduates of the other "sci-fi cult can do?":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raëlism ) Anyway... I don't want celebrities in my children's "books":http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/childrenandteens/story/0,,1938506,00.html. Sigh... Out, out, Madonna, Paul McCartney, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Madonna... I don't want celebrities in my art galleries ( "Tony Bennet":http://www.benedettoarts.com/Artwork/Skyscapes/w2132/Skyscapes.html , "Tony Curtis":http://tonycurtis.com/node/58 , "Leonard Cohen":http://www.richardgoodallgallery.com/contemporaryart/Leonard-Cohen-Art/c10/p23/hydra-table-%231/product_info.html, that dude from the "Rolling Stones":http://www.ronniewood.com/DisplayArtwork.aspx?ArtworkID=175, "Sylvester Stallone":http://www.imagemakersart.com/stallone-01.html Out, out, out! I don't want celebrities in my purses, my dresses, my yoga pants, my lipstick. Okay, I won't admit to actually having any of those, but you get the idea. Out, out and stop "designing" things Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham, Christy Turlington, Sarah Jessica Parker etc. I don't want celebrities in my politics. I cast you out, "Enron-loving Arnold Schwarzenegger!":http://www.projectcensored.org/Publications/2005/13.html I don't even want celebrities in my reality-tv show. (Celebrity Apprentice. Out, out, all of you, especially you, Gene "Hair-Like-a-Samurai-Helmet" Simmons! And especially, celebrities, get out of my blog. This very post, and "this one":http://mog.com/Shinjuku_Zulu/blog_post/121861 ) I mean, really, is there anywhere a celebrity won't show up next for money or attention? I swear I saw Paris Hilton in my local and very crowded Chinese restaurant scurrying around (albiet looking greener, and with more legs than I remember). Maybe she was looking to see if anyone had an appearance fee for her? I don't read celeb gossip mags or watch "TMZ":http://www.tmz.com or read "Gawker":http://gawker.com, and yet still I know which celebrity has shaved this/that part of their body-- I'm miles away from the riot, but my eyes are still watering from the drift of the tear gas. And when a blogger who looks like a beardless, purple-haired version of the comic guy from the Simpsons can himself become a "celebrity":http://perezhilton.com/ just by jotting down gossip about celebrities... well, the end is nigh. Which, as I said before, if fine with the celebrities, as surely only they and the cockroaches will survive the end-times. Especially if, like Tom Cruise, they "build a bunker":http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/tom-cruises-10m.html FINAL THOUGHT: There is one place I would like to see celebrities: in combat. Imagine if Britney were doing her third tour of duty in Iraq, fighting to defend those oil wells for "American corporations":http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2132574.ece Maybe then more people would talk about what's really happening in the world.
Posted by neuphoria on 02/20/2008 7:02 AM Comments (0)
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