justjared Blog and Journals

Ever-vigilant Just Jared has captured a promo video for the September 27 season-two debut of Ugly Betty.  The video is powered by Mika's "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)." You must hear it.  And why wait?

With the advent of MCR, FOB and AFI the era of the boy band seemed to have drifted on to history. But ever-vigilant Just Jared captures the Backstreet Boys on the verge of a comeback try, offering a download of BSB's first new single, "Inconsolable." Take this poll:  Can the Backstreet Boys still move you?

Friendships are valuable, especially if keeping your star role on MTV's The Hills depends upon staying friends with Lauren Conrad. If you blow that relationship, you end up like Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Ever-vigilant Just Jared has captured Spencer begging haters to hate him. But tell us:  Is Spencer worth hating? Or is he just pitiful?

Remember when Gap clothing ran a string of portrait ads featuring edgy cultural icons dressed in Gap classics? Well Gap is at it again. Which of these new Gap iconoclastic icons, as captured by ever-vigilant Just Jared, will sell you a T-shirt?  John Meyer, Sarah Silverman or Ami and Yumi from Puffy.  Take the poll here.

It's only to be expected that a post-teen diva will be tough on her manager (fired) and mom (restraining order?), but ever-vigilant Just Jared captures evidence that Louisiana popped tart Britney Spears is really harsh to her shirt buttons.

If they were human workers, the fasteners on Britney's blouse would be filing for extra stress pay.

Some young movie stars are so image conscious that they won't be caught showing any kind of playful side, but not Transformers saviour of the universe Shia Labeouf.  Ever-vigilant Just Jared has captured Shia indulging in a behavior that is every publicist's worst nightmare. Chewing face with a tennis ball.

Possessing the most powerful pair of lungs on the pop-song scene has not exempted soul-deep singer Christina Aguilera from the scrutiny of ever-vigilant Just Jared.  Jared has captured images of Christina that lead curious minds to pause and wonder: Is a baby bump lurking below the billow of that dress?

It might be hard to pinpoint exactly what type of gainful employment Britney Spears has been engaged in during the past few months years, but ever-vigilant Just Jared reports that the Louisiana popped tart is taking a break from that harried schedule.  Perky but wigged-out spears will resume her professional duties in 2008, which is the approximate release date of her new album.

Where should Britney go for her holiday?  Somewhere far away, so the rest of us will have a chance to wish she would come back?  Or some place nearby, like a comprehensive, intensive-care psychiactric ward?

Even the concept of punishment is perverted by the reality of XXX superstar Paris Hilton.  Ever-vigilant Just Jared reports that the sex-tape heiress has been offered one-million dollars by The Today Show for Paris's first sit-down interview upon her release.  Now that's pornographic! 

They say the way to a man's heart is through his mom, which helps explain ever-vigilant Just Jared's capture of toothy beauty Jessica Biel sucking up to Justin Timberlake's mom.  During the past few weeks, the Internet has been flooded with images of Justin and co-voice star, ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz becoming increasingly cozy during a European tour promoting Shrek the Third.

Jessica is not the only observer who may have detected the smoldering heat of passion reignited between Justin and Cameron.  But unlike everyone else who suspects Justin and Cameron of playing with love-life matches, Jessica has the ear of Justin's mom.

If Jessica has something to worry about, can talking to the guy's mom help?