Jessica Simpson wants to remake 'Pretty Woman'

Ok! Magazine claims Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe want to do a remake of "Pretty Woman" with Jessica in the Julia Roberts role.

A source said, “She thinks this one’s got 'hit' written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.” (Dlisted)

What?! You can't remake a movie made in 1990! Nor can you put Julia Roberts and Jessica Simpson in the same category! Why would Papa Joe want his daughter in a hooker fairytale, anyway? He's so weird.

 

Posted by breesays on 12/19/2007 11:57 AM Visits: 251
Memzi: 12/19/2007 12:07 PM
agree with the last sentence....he is creepy
just using his daughter's fame to benefit himself

they should definitly not make a remake, that was a one of kind film and jessica could not pull it off if her life depended on it
kathrinerulesatlife: 12/19/2007 12:08 PM
i just don't understand that family at all
*shakes head*
lovemango4: 12/19/2007 12:08 PM
Ew. Someone please deflate her ego before it takes over a third world country.
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO. N.O.

That movie does not need to be remade.

That movie does not need to be remade with an ambulatory BLOW UP DOLL in the lead.

That movie does not need Papa Joe "it's not molestation if they LIKE it" Simpson's taint on it.

NO.
Viva La Sam(antha): 12/19/2007 12:36 PM
lol.
Bonita Applebum: 12/19/2007 12:55 PM
Papa Joe should be slapped for even THINKING that Jessica could be the next Julia.
Ikky-ikky-arriba!: 12/19/2007 1:06 PM
PLEASE


NO
luxebomb: 12/19/2007 1:15 PM
Aaaaaaall kinds of wrong. No no no.
Läuren.: 12/19/2007 1:43 PM
i dont think Jessica can act at all.
i doubt she can memorize her lines, its to hard for her to comprehend.
pumpkin(:: 12/19/2007 1:49 PM
first,the Spears thing,now it's Simpson's thing! maybe the "S" is cursed,'cuz both of their parents are just insan.
pumpkin(:: 12/19/2007 1:49 PM
insane*, sorry.
Queen Of Cydonia: 12/19/2007 2:02 PM
*MASSIVE HEADDESK*
unsceneunheard: 12/19/2007 2:13 PM
do. not. want
tryingtofindthewords: 12/19/2007 10:33 PM
*gags*
kasperobscene: 12/19/2007 10:42 PM
i will KILL SOME PEOPLE* if this happens.

(*by "kill some people" i may actually mean "glare at my computer screen in a very angry manner", but that's REALLY INTIMIDATING, OK.)
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