Job for a Cowboy Blog and Journals

Hmmm. So this week, as I was looking through people's myspace, tumblr, livejournal and whatever social networking sites I came across, profiles, I found this:

if you listen to cobra starship, you are a worthless piece of shit.

if you were skirts, you are shit.

if you don't like job for a cowboy you are fucking dead. if you haven't heard of them, go back and be little scene idiots. if you are scene, i will fucking hate you.

Unfortunately, said person has no idea that 'brootal' is what all the new 'scene' kids are called. Oh dear, poor girl.