In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the destruction of the locket Horcrux lifts the spirits of Ron and Harry, though Hermione is still angered by Ron’s return. Hermione, however, convinces…
In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, FINALLY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the identity of the “thief” is revealed and everything is a billion times more confusing than ever. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry and Hermione manage to find the house where the Potters were murdered. Strangely, Bathilda Bagshot also finds them, and what happens at the…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry deals with the extreme guilt he feels over causing Ron to leave. Hermione, however, finally warms to the idea of visiting Godric’s Hollow.…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio finally come into contact with other people—and goblins. The information they learn from overhearing their conversation changes their search for Horcruxes, but…
In the fourteenth chapter of Deathly Hallows, it’s time for a camping trip with Ron, Hermione, and Harry. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, everything is far worse than we could have ever expected. Also: Dolores Umbridge. Dolores Umbridge. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio finally escapes Grimmauld Place to infiltrate the Ministry of Magic. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry, Ron, and Hermione escape the Burrow and face surprising consequences of doing so. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the wedding of Bill and Fleur is celebrated. It’s then distracted by two humongous events that are game-changers for the series. And I will…
In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry finally turns seventeen and rejoices in the ability to use magic whenever he wants. This moment, however, is nearly ruined by the appearance…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry learns how much Ron and Hermione have sacrificed so they can accompany him on his search for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. In the process. Hermione…
In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Order of the Phoenix waits to see who survived Voldemort’s attack. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Mad-Eye Moody arrives with Harry’s friends and surprises Harry with his plan for transporting him to safety. When they do leave, however, Rowling shows…
In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry bids goodbye to the Dursley family and Dudley surprises everyone. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the second chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry’s life without Dumbledore is pretty sad and then, via a newspaper article, we learn Dumbledore’s horrifying, tragic past. Intrigued? Then it’s time for…
In the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the journey towards the inevitable SHIT IS SO REAL moment has begun. Also: albino peacocks. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
I’m hoping to have a little fun with this because…wow, this is weird to do. No more books after this one. 🙁
Anyway, let’s start with my predictions for Half-Blood Prince:
